I want to point out that I never got a hoodie. I got a hat, a t shirt, and numerous other things......
Just splitting hairs.
Trask: I am a black and tan coonhound puppy, known for ignoring my owner to pursue whatever I goddamn please. That being said, when I am put in a pickup truck at the end of a 3 day camping trip with the opposing door wide open, giving me an easy escape route, should I jump out (this isn't the question, duh) and run at full speed towards:
1. The Poudre Canyon Road, where the speed limit is a questionable 45, with most cars going 65?
2. A neighboring campsite with several small, buttfuck dogs that have been barking at me for 2 days. They deserve what is coming to them.
3. Off into the woods adjacent the river, howling at full bawl, just because I can. I will eventually find a horrid, rotting carcass to stuff my face with.
4. All of the above.
It really makes no difference to me what you answer, Trask. If you were here, I would bite the shit out of your back legs, only to run out of striking distance when you bared your teeth at me.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"