- Fri May 26, 2006 12:15 pm
Interesting question. Here's how I'd narrow it down:Nemo: No way. Guy lands 3 lb. smallies on a 3wt fer chrissakes. Manimal.Joan Wulff: Geez. It'd be like dropping the Atomic Elbow on my Aunt Sally. Cruel and unusual.Lefty: Nice guy and all, but I'd rather see him jello wrestle a couple of scantily-clad co-eds, and I think he would too.Brian Chan: Tempting. He is a bit annoying, what with his #24 chironimids and all. But I'm pretty sure he's a martial bad ass underneath a nerdy exterior, and knows monkey knife fighting at a level I've only dreamed of.The Rajeff Brothers: I'd rather mock them for getting behind that whole cheesy Airflo grooved line thing. Besides, never take on brothers, they have psychic links.Most of the others aren't even worth mention. So for me it comes down to either James Prosek or the Editors of Fly Fisherman. In the end, I think Prosek would be an easy pin, though he migh turn out to be one of those skinny, squirrely psychos when backed to a corner who bites and pulls your hair. So with a fly roundhouse backspin kick, I behead the Editors of Fly Fisherman in one sweep. In a nod to Kurosawa, I mount their heads on pikes. But in a novel twist, they are live northern pikes, and I watch them swim into the depths, their bald heads disappearing in the gloaming. I then buy up what only I know to be the last issues of Fly Fisherman, wait for the news to break, and sell the last issues at grossly inflated prices to idiots on eBay who cream over that drivel, and retire, donating half my fortune to Drake Enterprises, Intl, to aid in our world domination and pimp out the bunker.
<small>[ May 26, 2006, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Smithhammer ]</small>
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