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Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:38 pm
by golden beetle
I see you guys require a proper introduction.

I'm beetle.

I tie flies.

And fly fish.

I assume...

I should...

Fit right in.

No?

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:41 pm
by Spicytuna
Thank you Foe button I encourage all to add this clown to your foes list so we don't have to deal with this shit anymore.

Wow that foes list is getting big for me :Roll Eyes :Roll Eyes

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:49 pm
by Rusty caddis
Hey Beetle in your intro you forgot to mention you where tossed off the north eastern fly fishing board 10min ago , you also forgot to tell people you make fun of people's wives , veterans , amputees and trout unlimited . Plus tell people how you let your golden retriever Bailey, rot and suffer instead of putting him down and having some compassion . Golden Beetle =scumbag

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:34 pm
by CharlieJenkem


Beetle and Rusty. Two girls foes, one cup.

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:42 pm
by golden beetle
Rusty caddis wrote:Hey Beetle in your intro you forgot to mention you where tossed off the north eastern fly fishing board 10min ago , you also forgot to tell people you make fun of people's wives , veterans , amputees and trout unlimited . Plus tell people how you let your golden retriever Bailey, rot and suffer instead of putting him down and having some compassion . Golden Beetle =scumbag
If I had time, I would have added this to my intro.

But I knew I could count on my bitch, Rusty Caddis, to type it up for me.

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:54 pm
by fallen513
Image



all I got.

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:24 pm
by golden beetle
fallen513 wrote:Image



all I got.
Golden Beetle is a fly fishing celebrity in the northeast.

It is amazing how my biography is told...

I write the preface...

And then my stalkers...

Or, to be polite...

My biographers.

They show up.

They tell the story....

You need to hear...

Like clockwork...

Beetle posts ..

And his stalkers...

Or, to be polite...

Beetle's biographers...

Show up...

They tell the story...

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:45 pm
by fallen513
You're fuckin' weird dude.

Listening to you narrate as you cast is like watching a schizophrenic that ate an entire script of Adderall try to run his crayon through the maze on the back of the place mat @ Denny's.

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:53 pm
by Rusty caddis
Beetle you transcend flyfishing , your like one step below Bernie Madoff on the scumbagOmeter . PS I'm not filling in your biography , this is more of a public service announcement .

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:05 pm
by fishpimp
Anyone listen to Jim Norton on Opie and Anthony? Love that guy, his alter ego Chip Chipperson is the best... Chippah TV at "comical con"...

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:05 pm
by Fleet Daddy
He needs to be MODed out of here.....Psycho

Fleet

Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:16 pm
by golden beetle
fallen513 wrote:You're fuckin' weird dude.

Listening to you narrate as you cast is like watching a schizophrenic that ate an entire script of Adderall try to run his crayon through the maze on the back of the place mat @ Denny's.
Beetle?

Narrate?

Are you referring to my movie?