ay is amazing some people

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Re: ay is amazing some people

Post by LuckyBastard » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:58 am

I had a Danish Exchange Student stay with me and my Parents when I was 17, and she was 17.
A week into her 3 month stay, she asked me if "I think about her when I masturbate?" [/gulp] I said yes. She said: "Well, I think about you when I masturbate, every night!"
We lived on a farm with lots of hiding places. She broke me.
Hence, my name.
"Honey, one more cast, then we''ll go, promise..."

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Re: ay is amazing some people

Post by shunned » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:20 am

I come in pissed as a vicar the other night and the missus asked where I'd been.

"ay is amazing some people" I said and immediately fell out of the ute half naked.
the depths of your narcissism never cease to amaze me

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