- Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:54 am
Here it goes, heard about this forum from a friend. I would like to give my formal introduction in hopes that I may be called on as a Drake pledge. I am a broke 25 yr old college grad, M.A secondary Ed social studies. Did I mention jobless as far as teaching positions are concerned? I suck at life for the most past but I can fish (you don't have to catch them to be a fishermen right?). I drink to much and spend too much time at my tying desk in order to forget about all the bs that surrounds me. I chose the username "theonetrout" as a reflection to why I am posting this at all. 5 years ago, a Shakespeare 4/5wt, size 16 mosquito, half dozen yuenglings, and a 8 inch stocked rainbow, I was ruined. That one trout was and is the source of all my torment. Since that first fish I have been consumed by fly fishing. I've spent 3 years guiding in Alaska for Pacific run salmon, dollies, and rainbows. Countless hours have been spent with meat hunting clients in the pouring rain, who I'm not sure we're trying to catch fish or trying to kill me with their weighted flies. I fish for anything and everything that will take a fly. For anyone taking the time to read this, I'm not sure why you are. I'm looking for some fellowship and opportunities for adventure. I will do what I can to contribute to this community. I don't expect your open arms or embracing so go ahead and let me have my beating if you would be so kind. Did I mention I am a chronic masturbater?
If it's not working, put a little "effort" in.