My name is Stephen T. Colbert. Welcome to the Rapport!
Closest to one of these fuckers I have been.
Part time I run a small business for one of your foreign members.
I have been drinking, telling lies, and fly fishing since I was a young buck. I still own those waders, they are leaky as fuck these days.
I have cheap shitty coasters, but good whiskey and crystal glasses make up for it.
My version of a tweed jacket.
I like to travel.
I have caught at least one redfish.
I have landed at least one tarpon.
When someone asks me what time it is I say, "Saturday". Kettles are for flash bastards, which I am not.
Total shit, I poured it out after the first glass, it might make a good tweed consumption device...
Stephen's Shitty Shrimp.
You rikka shity shrimp?
More shitty food.
I participate in other athletics.
I also own a cleaning service.
My best cover shot.
To appease the mods. I heard they like dicks.
My sincerest apologies for anything my producers may have left out. I will be waiting patiently for you, the Drake Nation, to provide me with an avatar, as I have heard used to be customary. Until then I will be quietly sitting in the corner. I may or may not have brought some astrophysicist grade tweed I scored off of Neil deGrasse Tyson last week and a bottle of legal age Kentucky whiskey. Please feel free to come on over and say hello.
Is this the part where I can post naked girls?