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StephenT.Colbert
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I am a Noob and you can too!

Post by StephenT.Colbert » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:31 pm

Good evening Drake Nation!

My name is Stephen T. Colbert. Welcome to the Rapport!

Home water.
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Closest to one of these fuckers I have been.
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Part time I run a small business for one of your foreign members.
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I have been drinking, telling lies, and fly fishing since I was a young buck. I still own those waders, they are leaky as fuck these days.
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I have cheap shitty coasters, but good whiskey and crystal glasses make up for it.
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My version of a tweed jacket.
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I like to travel.
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I have caught at least one redfish.
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Thong.
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I have landed at least one tarpon.
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When someone asks me what time it is I say, "Saturday". Kettles are for flash bastards, which I am not.
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Dead shit.
Total shit, I poured it out after the first glass, it might make a good tweed consumption device...
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Decent shit,
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Awesome shit!
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Stephen's Shitty Shrimp.
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You rikka shity shrimp?
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Shitty school.
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More shitty food.
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I participate in other athletics.
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I also own a cleaning service.
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My best cover shot.
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To appease the mods. I heard they like dicks.
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My sincerest apologies for anything my producers may have left out. I will be waiting patiently for you, the Drake Nation, to provide me with an avatar, as I have heard used to be customary. Until then I will be quietly sitting in the corner. I may or may not have brought some astrophysicist grade tweed I scored off of Neil deGrasse Tyson last week and a bottle of legal age Kentucky whiskey. Please feel free to come on over and say hello.

Is this the part where I can post naked girls?

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Re: I am a Noob and you can too!

Post by fatman » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:53 pm

who the fuck is Shawn Mitchell? :coffee
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Re: I am a Noob and you can too!

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:27 am

I do believe it's this fucking queer.
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how he doesn't get his ass kicked six ways from sunday I'll never know...



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Post by cantfishforshit. » Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:15 am

What are those weird fucking socks and why are you carrying a purse?
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Post by WanderingBlues » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:28 am

Uh, more T&A :cool please.....
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Post by foureyedgeek » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:43 am

Posting tons of naked chicks doesn't hide a mediocre intro.

What in the Sam fuck is going on with that "cleaning service" picture?
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Post by FlyFishNut » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:15 am

foureyedgeek wrote:Posting tons of naked chicks doesn't hide a mediocre intro.
The hell you say. You will fit right in. See if you can work a few more fishy pics in... but your on the right track, Juney....
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Re: I am a Noob and you can too!

Post by befuddled » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:08 am

redfish, tarpon, sluts, and a big hairy dick. Why the big hairy dick?

Mad props to the MIT. For a couple of years they had all their shit online and I was able to learn some shit I could never afford to learn if I had to pay for it.

not sure how a rebel redfish fits in with Massachusetts either, but fuck it. There was lots of inked up naked chicks.

oh, you didn't pay for that 2fish certificate did you? He gives them away for a joint or a sip Kyle's kerosene
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Post by Palometa » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:18 am

is that big hairy dick a canine? is your god a dick?
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Re: I am a Noob and you can too!

Post by Spicytuna » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:04 pm

Anyone can post tits and chicks, not everyone can post legit pictures proving your a bad ass fishing mofo which it seems you are not.

Maybe you can post more than two fish then see where it goes from there or maybe a TR of sorts. Till then You suck
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Post by MTgrayling » Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:47 pm

I miss the days of pie.
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Post by flybug.pa. » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:31 pm

as previously stated you need more fish pics, however the tits tipped the scale , a few more fish and maybe another of chicks farting will probably seal the deal. :coffee
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