Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:47 am

upon investigation I decided I needed nothing from simms.

nish.
and I had way too much shit already.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by LTFI » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:15 am

2016 one of the wettest Decembers on record.
2017 one of the driest...

:cheer Its raining!

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:42 am

it's also january.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by LTFI » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:08 am

Thanks for the reminder, need to like get a new license

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:53 pm

I'm not on a flight back to montana.
poor fucker's not even half way.


what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

about half way.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:32 pm

finally slinging zlatan.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by root wad » Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:14 pm

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hung like smitch
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:40 pm

heh heh... he's gonna give you problis.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:40 am

seeing patriot flies described as crackers and folk tripping over themselves to agree.

you couldn't make it up, hey.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:57 am

sticking it to those city cunts after being down 2-0 at halftime.

u-ni-ted!

seriously. fuck those guys.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by ironman » Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:27 am

austrotard wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:57 am
sticking it to those city cunts after being down 2-0 at halftime.

u-ni-ted!

seriously. fuck those guys.
cricket season. again?
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:41 pm

united.

just quietly.
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