Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:19 am

I've been telling you lot about chet since 1979 or some shit.
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
I haven't got all fucking day, josh.


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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by yard4sale » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:57 am

Another season come and gone, my oh my...

Got out for one last futile go at it.
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Ended on one of my favorite pieces of water
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Time to spend some time at the vise and get ready for them winter fishes
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Cheers ya'lls.
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If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:24 am

there are few things in this world that taste better than the last glass of 'livet 15.

fifteen year olds is where it's at.
I like to pop their sherries.


I bet I busted by the stoopid police now.
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
I haven't got all fucking day, josh.


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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by root wad » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:06 am

You should move to Bama and consider a life in politics.
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I wonder if clouds look down at us and say "Hey look, that one looks just like an idiot."
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by kish » Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:17 pm

Those drumstick streamers are incredibly realistic.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” Charles Kingsley

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:21 pm

found some weed; 'dam strain as well.
and not too harsh neat either.

yaay for mtice.
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:16 pm

today it's: landing that contract that's going to see you happily through chrissy and new year.

tomorrow it's: fucking panic.
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:10 am

tonight it's: escaping from the eldest's christmas band pageant or whatever the fuck they're calling it this year.

but in a few minutes it's: walkabout and getting high with the black bastard.


I have no tea.
send help. or jose.
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:57 am

I swear on my kid's lives: benson knows how to roll down his window.

freaked the shit out of me.
well, most of it.

disclaimer: button automated. if he had thumbs he'd rule the world.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:40 am

"Actually, do you need anything else shipped while we're at it? Simms is 10 minutes away... If you need something I could order it, go pick it up, give you a total to paypal to me, and then just send you a package. Let me know, otherwise I'll just check on a small box to send that..."

I'm falling for a fella on spey pages.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:09 am

when folk ask if you're oirish and you say no and then they say:

"oh. my. god. I am sooo sorry."

I'm gonna hafta change me name, so I will.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Redchaser » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:12 pm

austrotard wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:09 am
when folk ask if you're oirish and you say no and then they say:

"oh. my. god. I am sooo sorry."

I'm gonna hafta change me name, so I will.
Did you hear about the 2 gay oirishmen?


Michael Fitzpatrick....
and Patrick Fitzmichael.
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