Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by befuddled » Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:13 pm

ask that fucker if he's put the tarpon logo on a hat yet!
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by fishpimp » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:18 pm

SouthFork wrote:Image
Boobies make me happy, I am a huge fan. I have had the pleasure of seeing many on a few coworkers. Good advice that I used with one biddy at work few years ago. Julie is a fellow nurse in her 40's with enormous jugs (I am a lover of big, natural, pendulous, knockers...natural being key). She just laugh it off when I'd brazenly ask to see 'em. "oh, dp, shut up (giggling). I earned the nickname DP at another hospital- DirtyPhil, still proudly carry the moniker today. Anyway, finally I told her, "look, Julie, I don't wanna date you, don't wanna fuck you, hell, we don't even see each other but at work...I'm just a fan o' them thingies..." she finally lemme see em' and that was that. So, big natural tits. That's what I'm thankful for.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Spicytuna » Wed May 01, 2013 1:08 pm

fishpimp wrote:
SouthFork wrote:Image
Boobies make me happy, I am a huge fan. I have had the pleasure of seeing many on a few coworkers. Good advice that I used with one biddy at work few years ago. Julie is a fellow nurse in her 40's with enormous jugs (I am a lover of big, natural, pendulous, knockers...natural being key). She just laugh it off when I'd brazenly ask to see 'em. "oh, dp, shut up (giggling). I earned the nickname DP at another hospital- DirtyPhil, still proudly carry the moniker today. Anyway, finally I told her, "look, Julie, I don't wanna date you, don't wanna fuck you, hell, we don't even see each other but at work...I'm just a fan o' them thingies..." she finally lemme see em' and that was that. So, big natural tits. That's what I'm thankful for.

Haha Stories like this make me happy. Had a similar experience in High School...good times.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Palometa » Wed May 01, 2013 4:57 pm

fishpimp wrote:
SouthFork wrote:Image
Boobies make me happy, I am a huge fan. I have had the pleasure of seeing many on a few coworkers. Good advice that I used with one biddy at work few years ago. Julie is a fellow nurse in her 40's with enormous jugs (I am a lover of big, natural, pendulous, knockers...natural being key). She just laugh it off when I'd brazenly ask to see 'em. "oh, dp, shut up (giggling). I earned the nickname DP at another hospital- DirtyPhil, still proudly carry the moniker today. Anyway, finally I told her, "look, Julie, I don't wanna date you, don't wanna fuck you, hell, we don't even see each other but at work...I'm just a fan o' them thingies..." she finally lemme see em' and that was that. So, big natural tits. That's what I'm thankful for.
This is some funny shit Dirty Phil!
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by foureyedgeek » Wed May 01, 2013 8:08 pm

Putting together a road trip playlist.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sat May 04, 2013 1:57 am

getting emails like this:

Shawn,

I'm an art quilter in Santa Barbara, California, granddaughter, daughter, sister, wife, mother, cousin and aunt of flyfishermen but not one myself. Recently, I've been playing around making miniature quilts of classic salmon flies. Attached is my rendering of the Silver Doctor (the name given to the cabin my deceased father built on the North Platte River in Colorado). In it and the other little quilts in the series, to suggest the feathers and threads in the fly, I've had great fun using real feathers as well as silk ribbon, metallic ribbon, metallic knitting yarn, metallic threads, mylar, embroidery threads, cording, black elastic, aluminum foil, beads, pompoms and what's called thread painting, oh and I almost forgot that there are actually a few scraps of real fabric. I'm pondering making a few more such mini-quilts. I stumbled upon your website on Vintage Fly Tackle and was much taken with your Tartan Bodied Flies especially the Burberry mimic. I'm writing to request permission to use the photo of your fly as the point of departure for a mini-quilt. I do not intend to sell it but rather offer it as a gift to one of the many fishermen in my life. If it should turn out really well, I would be tempted to enter it into national quilt shows giving credit to your photo (and extraordinary creativity) where appropriate.

Many thanks,
xxxxx



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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by fatman » Sat May 04, 2013 8:27 am

nice, Shawn :cool
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Gremlin » Sat May 04, 2013 9:00 pm

austrotard wrote:getting emails like this:

Shawn,

I'm an art quilter in Santa Barbara, California, granddaughter, daughter, sister, wife, mother, cousin and aunt of flyfishermen but not one myself. Recently, I've been playing around making miniature quilts of classic salmon flies. Attached is my rendering of the Silver Doctor (the name given to the cabin my deceased father built on the North Platte River in Colorado). In it and the other little quilts in the series, to suggest the feathers and threads in the fly, I've had great fun using real feathers as well as silk ribbon, metallic ribbon, metallic knitting yarn, metallic threads, mylar, embroidery threads, cording, black elastic, aluminum foil, beads, pompoms and what's called thread painting, oh and I almost forgot that there are actually a few scraps of real fabric. I'm pondering making a few more such mini-quilts. I stumbled upon your website on Vintage Fly Tackle and was much taken with your Tartan Bodied Flies especially the Burberry mimic. I'm writing to request permission to use the photo of your fly as the point of departure for a mini-quilt. I do not intend to sell it but rather offer it as a gift to one of the many fishermen in my life. If it should turn out really well, I would be tempted to enter it into national quilt shows giving credit to your photo (and extraordinary creativity) where appropriate.

Many thanks,
xxxxx



[/cheese fo' bees, mate]
can you share the photo here ?

I googled it (burberry mimic) and this is what I got.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sat May 04, 2013 9:10 pm

here you go, some light reading.
again.

http://www.drakemag.com/message-boards/ ... =6&t=21443
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Spicytuna » Mon May 06, 2013 4:49 pm

Was heading out to the Delta thurs night last week for what was to be a solo mission. Got my brothers house to see my 19yr old nephews car blocking the boat in the garage. Went inside to tell him to move his car and turned out he had nothing to do and took me up on spontaneous offer to go fishing.

So I got to hang out with him for a night with a handful of TW grabs. He is a good kid and I am glad I got him back interested in fishing since sports has been running his life lately. He is ready to get out again and my brother as well is happy to see him take back his liking of fishing with the fam.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Spicytuna » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:08 pm

Getting a txt form my 10 year old nephew asking if I want to go fishing tonight with him....you bet your ass. Much easier to get a hall pass when the invite is from a 10 year old. Been a while since I hit the D hope she wants to produce tonight.
"In truth you can throw dries and swing flies and still be a loser. That would be an elite loser though.
Rare breed." - MTgrayling

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Spicytuna » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:42 pm

Having an amazing cigar the wife brought back from Costa Rica. Even better is the fact its at a campfire on an overnight float. AJ I will save one for ya next time we fish.

Also have drank 84 OZ of beer this trip so far.


Life is good
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Rare breed." - MTgrayling

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