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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:12 pm
by Redchaser
austrotard wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:09 am
when folk ask if you're oirish and you say no and then they say:

"oh. my. god. I am sooo sorry."

I'm gonna hafta change me name, so I will.
Did you hear about the 2 gay oirishmen?


Michael Fitzpatrick....
and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:47 am
by austrotard
upon investigation I decided I needed nothing from simms.

nish.
and I had way too much shit already.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:15 am
by LTFI
2016 one of the wettest Decembers on record.
2017 one of the driest...

:cheer Its raining!

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:42 am
by austrotard
it's also january.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:08 am
by LTFI
Thanks for the reminder, need to like get a new license

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:53 pm
by austrotard
I'm not on a flight back to montana.
poor fucker's not even half way.


what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

about half way.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:32 pm
by austrotard
finally slinging zlatan.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:14 pm
by root wad
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Here ya go RD. I really cannot believe I chose to wait this long. Now has anyone seen my other shoe?

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:40 pm
by austrotard
heh heh... he's gonna give you problis.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:40 am
by austrotard
seeing patriot flies described as crackers and folk tripping over themselves to agree.

you couldn't make it up, hey.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:57 am
by austrotard
sticking it to those city cunts after being down 2-0 at halftime.

u-ni-ted!

seriously. fuck those guys.

Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:27 am
by ironman
austrotard wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:57 am
sticking it to those city cunts after being down 2-0 at halftime.

u-ni-ted!

seriously. fuck those guys.
cricket season. again?