Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:41 pm

united.

just quietly.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Spicytuna » Thu May 17, 2018 6:23 pm

Mr. AW will be gracing my presence this Saturday.

This makes me very happy
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu May 17, 2018 8:38 pm

well it's impossible to catch less than average.

he's got that going for him.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by speybait » Thu May 17, 2018 9:14 pm

root wad wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:14 pm
P3260132.jpgHere ya go RD. I really cannot believe I chose to wait this long. Now has anyone seen my other shoe?
What kind a pup is that, Root?
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by root wad » Fri May 18, 2018 6:20 am

speybait wrote:
Thu May 17, 2018 9:14 pm
root wad wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:14 pm
P3260132.jpgHere ya go RD. I really cannot believe I chose to wait this long. Now has anyone seen my other shoe?
What kind a pup is that, Root?
English Cocker Spaniel. As was the Poondog.
Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:17 am

new archer, you stupid idiots.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:06 am

fatman wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:14 pm
austrotard wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:03 pm
elizabtice has been selected for the state team lacrosse.

state championships are in pertharoo end of this year.

next year she jumps an age category and most likely will not make the team as she will be too wee.
and I won't have to travel.

win/win/win/win
give the lass a pat on the head from Uncle Fatman
I hope she makes the team next year, cunt
so this is your fault then.

"so... what do you want to do when elizabtice and mum go to melbourne? shall we go camping?" I asked scarleywarleys.
'yeah... nah. I think I'll go with them.'

they chop my money.



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I'm not sure what my name is.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by fatman » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:12 am

you and Benson can share a Caesar Salad :wink
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by LTFI » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:33 pm

I am looking after a friends gods for the week, I have known both since they were pups. The pit is cranky, stubborn and wants all the attention. The golden retriever was recently diagnosed with a blood cancer that has made him increasingly lethargic though still care free and dopey. Both love to eat shit and roll in dsfk whenever opportunity arrises. I'll never forget a few years back while fishing with them the golden took the lead on the trail. Thats odd, I remember thinking as he's usually bringing up the rear...I got to the top of the ridge just in time to watch him barrel roll into the rotting rib cage of a deer carcass. He was so happy and proud of his new scent.

Having them around reminds me how lucky I am that my god doesn't particularly like eating shit. And though he has rolled in a few dsfk's he generally passes by with just a smell, or at least pauses long enough giving me a chance to intervene. This makes me happy.

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From a few years back, mid winter mind you, golden god thought the low 40's water temp felt quite refreshing.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by Kfoxwyo » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:55 pm

man, I miss mine. But this makes me happy-thank you.
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need-a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by root wad » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:30 pm

double post
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Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:32 pm

working days on end and then it blankets down.

that rainy day is today.
I think I'm going to get high and bald(ish).

how does one get baldish? simples.
walk into the 'persian' barber, hand him $30 and say "eat me". look like this:
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scare the big booty gal and the pickney.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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