Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by yard4sale » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:49 am

Nice work Jeremy!
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If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:41 am

I did some freelance work for a fella about 18mths ago.
shortly afterwards his business went a little bit tits up and I never got paid. I felt like bill.

fella recently lost his missus, two girls at uni... I never barked or bit.
in fact my last email said something along the lines of ''don't worry, look after yourself''... fuck. I must've been jrunk.

he belled me three days ago to pay me.
yesterday he handed me cash. freelance means cash.

not a word to the taxman, fuckos.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by fatman » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:46 pm

so you're coming to Rustbelt?
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:26 am

if I could I'd nip in just for the weekend, hey.

punch porno in the moosh and then go home.
'straya.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:45 pm

got a new secretary today.
she's 10yrs old, in her pajoojoos and has a snotty nose.

she's making me scones and coffee as we wait for approval on a project we don't need.

this one will just be for the ashtray monies and petrol wongas.
two sleeps until pembo.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:05 pm

and now we've a scrabble match. as two do.

edit: iodine for the win. stoopid kid. :Roll Eyes

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by CC Riebeeck » Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:58 pm

Happy Pastafarian Day...

We enjoy more than one book hey...

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:25 pm

that ashtray money approval came in at 3pm.
which is good, as I had ordered the materials at 2pm.

mtice knows when to hold em.

but today there's an empty office chair.

scarleywarleys knew when to run.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:30 am

4 day holiday.
starting..... about 9hrs ago.

:cool

hic. fuck youse.

edit: I types it like I talks it. ask auggie.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:55 pm

fucking those spaniards in their spanish asses.
sorry, de gea.


little known fact: pickford is tim's doppel, hey.
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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Sat Oct 20, 2018 12:54 am

today it's a traherne with a smattering of oteil et al.

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Re: Things that make me Happy...Other than Thongs

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:42 pm

engerland v sepps in less than 24hrs.

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