Some things are just meant to be together.

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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by Lando » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:39 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Surely, P-A, you have some stories where you have bork-borked your way to awkwardness while interacting with non-borking peoples throughout your years of globetrotting, yes?

Bork-borked? Haha.......gold.
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by P-A » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:50 pm

Lando wrote:
Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Surely, P-A, you have some stories where you have bork-borked your way to awkwardness while interacting with non-borking peoples throughout your years of globetrotting, yes?

Bork-borked? Haha.......gold.
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Post by ncguy » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:16 pm

The Muppet show had a segment with the 'Swedish Chef' who said "bork" quite a bit.

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Post by CharlieJenkem » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:17 pm

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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:26 pm

ha ha... flerpty dur.
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by befuddled » Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:14 pm

ketchup meatloaf all you want, just don't mayonnaise anything...ever.

Oh, and calamari and ginger sauce. Fuck putting marinara on that stuff. Marinara is for mozzarella sticks.
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by Transylwader » Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:26 pm

steelrain202 wrote:tranny and beer or better yet tranny and a broken fly rod match made in hell
Fuck that. Im good with beer. Moonshine and liquor are my cryptonite.
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by steelrain202 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:00 pm

I resemble that remark
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by croaker » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:47 pm

Always add garlic... :cool
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by Ajax » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:09 pm

Anyone who doesn't apply at least a 1/4 inch of Hellman's 90wt Mayo to a BLT most likely squats to pee.
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by befuddled » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:54 pm

Pretty sure Hellman's is STD discharge straight from the Devil's vagina. :vomit
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Re: Some things are just meant to be together.

Post by Adams » Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:49 pm

befuddled wrote:Pretty sure Hellman's is STD discharge straight from the Devil's vagina. :vomit
I guess that explains why I love it. . .
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