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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by austrotard » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:37 am

ironman wrote:

I bet this never happens on facesook.




here's some ossies that live 'round the corner.

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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by austrotard » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:43 pm

my sweet btice,








and I'd bet ce is dancing around in his little beer bottle pantillos.
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by fallen513 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:42 am

It went so downhill. Shame.
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by cantfishforshit. » Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:12 pm

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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by RFA » Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:58 pm

Thanks for posting a list of less talented, less attractive, less personable women in a format that ranks the only broad to ever rise a boner in this "industry" last.

They all have tits, supposedly.

Edit:

Fucking Shawn, something you said years ago has always stuck in my fucking craw. "Anyone who enters a house and doesn't remove their hat should be...."

Who the fuck's rule is that, and what does it represent? For being a self described criminal, why does that rule matter? Who does it offend? If they are offended, why not say "fuck them", like with any other half cooked social nicety related to religion?

Well, to be honest, you wrote that 5 years ago.

And, in the interest of honesty, I have been watching George Carlin.

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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by Lando » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:56 pm

I've got $100 any of those women can cast better than your ass.
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by RFA » Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:05 pm

Lando wrote:I've got $100 any of those women can cast better than your ass.
Well, if that could be quantified, and if your money went into some actual pool, I guess you would have a fighting chance to come out even.

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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:19 pm

RFA wrote:

Fucking Shawn, something you said years ago has always stuck in my fucking craw. "Anyone who enters a house and doesn't remove their hat should be...."
wait.
fuck, I know this one...


confession: I'm wearing a hat right now. but that's because my hair is too long and not styled.



that's it!
anyone who enters a house and doesn't remove their hat should be delisted.
no. that's not it.

anyway. when your wives say 'why can't you be more like him?' that's just one of the many things they're referring to.
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by cantfishforshit. » Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:33 pm

RFA wrote:
Lando wrote:I've got $100 any of those women can cast better than your ass.
Well, if that could be quantified, and if your money went into some actual pool, I guess you would have a fighting chance to come out even.

Feeling strong again, aren't you, Mark?

Your statement can't be quantified either. It's just your dumb ass opinion, you stick figure cunt. Relates: Clearly you're ghey (not that there's anything wrong with that) :coffee
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:58 pm

cantfishforshit. wrote: you stick figure cunt.
& <raffa wiping his bum on the ground.



sad day when you get scolded by d-wayne (for prez).
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:01 pm

and just so you know... you're fucking up my chances with april sullying this holy and monumental thread.

emphasis on mental.
I wonder if she reads it. I would.

I would read this and furiously flick my bean.
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Re: April Vokey Married

Post by BigTimber » Thu Mar 02, 2017 6:10 am

austrotard wrote:and just so you know... you're fucking up my chances with april sullying this holy and monumental thread.

emphasis on mental.
I wonder if she reads it. I would.

I would read this and furiously flick my bean.
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