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Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:22 pm

[report]Well, he's along for the ride...shotgun JC
Witness to the witless...
On all things Drake...
And anti-Drake...
Anything at all really
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He is the conduit that inspires our pre-dawn extemporaneous phly phish philosophy...
2: Coffee-deprived dashboard wisdom
b: Aphoristic absurdities
5: Poetical circumlocutions
#: Trans-accidental chakranated meditations
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Remember what the Maharishi said, "Never drink champagne out of a paper cup..."

Welcome any other insight and/or enlightened perspectives...
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:32 pm

[report]Too smart for his own good, our young Thor.
One of his favourite drinks is Pellegrino (often the flavoured variety)
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An early morning drive out to a local trib with the CBC announcing the recent passing of the well known bioethicist and Senior Fellow of The Center for Bioethics And Human Dignity Dr. E. Pellegrino.

The young one only catches that point at which the announcer is quoting from Pellegrino...

"WHAAOOO...hold on a minute" says he...
"You can't quote a soda pop..."[/report]

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:04 am

got in at some stoopid hour, jrank until half one convincing myself I'm fucking hilarioso.
up like a shot at half five for a (fucking hydraulic prelay) meeting for six.
I find that if you're hung to fuck the best thing to do is say very little, stare at folk like you're going to murder them and be painfully polite. like canuckistani polite. the real irritating kind, hey.

so now I'm sat here after seven hours of basically trying to sweat it out and I've a handful of mushies, some acid and a bag o't-weed and tickets to dylan (for tomorrow).

you wouldn't think I turned 43 yesterday. this cannae be doing me any good.
fml.



oh... and thank you sooo much.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by Wholetmygoatsout » Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:10 am

Long time since I heard them.
"..I made my living on here drawing dicks for the last 4+ years". RFA

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Post by Redchaser » Wed Aug 13, 2014 7:57 am

ChaseChrome wrote:[report]Well, he's along for the ride...shotgun JC
Witness to the witless...
On all things Drake...
And anti-Drake...
Anything at all really
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Why D.B.J.C. gotta be white?

"... don’t let your life become the sloppy leftovers of your work" Jim Harrison

"Put in the effort and good things happen"... Hogleg

"Salinity is proportional to sanity for sure" ..The Volfish

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:03 am

[blank stare]

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by pbrstreetgang » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:15 am

needs more Yeti and stickers
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Post by flybug.pa. » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:23 am

pbrstreetgang wrote:needs more Yeti and stickers
and an app to determine which yeti is right for you
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
- Frank Zappa

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Post by flybug.pa. » Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:31 am

our fish god. may he ride in this boat forever.
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:01 am

Redchaser wrote: Why D.B.J.C. gotta be white?
Who'd a thought our King of Coon Ass City was a drum major for justice, the politically correct ombudsman of diversity in Coon Ass City...clearly on side with our Plow
:cheer

Next thing you know Red will be burning his tartan bra...

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Post by Redchaser » Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:30 am

ChaseChrome wrote:
Redchaser wrote: Why D.B.J.C. gotta be white?
Who'd a thought our King of Coon Ass City was a drum major for justice, the politically correct ombudsman of diversity in Coon Ass City...clearly on side with our Plow
:cheer

Next thing you know Red will be burning his tartan bra...
HEY easy with the Coon Ass stuff, that's OUR word!

Don't make me sick the Cajun Mafia on you http://blog.chron.com/texaspolitics/201 ... ss-remark/
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by flybug.pa. » Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:39 pm

as promised , here is your wisdom message of the day, life is just a movie anyway, we are all bit actors playing some small insignificant part in it. so drink beer and use this floatant from tco flyshop.
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- Frank Zappa

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