Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by pbrstreetgang » Wed May 30, 2018 10:30 pm


I want to mainline Cholula and wake up in Schenectady, with a ticket pocket full of red checkers and a broken lighter
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Thu May 31, 2018 3:33 am

in the early mornin' rain with a dollar in my hand,
with an aching in my heart and my pockets full of shit.



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eat at joe's.
eat dicks at joe's.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:38 pm

looking for a property lawyer (as one does) I came across a listing for legal aid.
if one wants to laugh oneself silly, to the point of near-trouser pissing, read the reviews from the folk who'd used legal aid.


as judas said to the roman rentboy 'fuck me running... people are daft.'
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:57 am

warnings (all good incidents deserve good warning):

one month:
the twelfth

two months:
the (fucking) glorious twelfth

some are the religious. some shoot the pheasant.
one does love the schmitch. as all do.

march on!
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:28 pm

No birthdays today
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by Bigguy » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:07 pm

Just coming unhinged, eh?

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:12 pm

closing coffins.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by CC Riebeeck » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:41 am

CREW

Digging a hole pffft

Happiness to him who continues and knows he will come out the other end...with no apology or regret.

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:16 am

things to watch whilst one fills out a (nz) butler application:

www.sidechannelproductions.com/



spoiler: the one with the big tits.
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:41 am

the jesus maths rule

let's take today's population and express that as a number.
now take that number and place it to the odds of 'to one'.

eg:

x= seven fucking billion to one or 7000000000/1

those are the odds of:

A: something looking out for just you
A: you knowing the absolute truth about anything not directly involved with you
A: and you knowing exactly what goes through my head.

∴ x = if you actually had met a million people just like me surely one of them would've had the good grace to end your life.


tomorrow's lesson: your self-importance converted to a pun-intended fraction.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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