Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:39 pm

Bromelain...Malort chaser...

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:11 pm

[report]Wisdom abides...
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Fucking outside...[/report]

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by fly-chucker » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:19 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:[report]Wisdom abides...
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Fucking outside...[/report]

noice :cool
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:58 am

And there ain't no wisdom in the basement...
The mirror is gone...

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by brownsville » Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:34 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:And there ain't no wisdom in the basement...
The mirror is gone...
fuck the mirror, where have all the posts gone?

fairly sure f-chucker had more than a couple of dozen

and cc was here before '13



or is this how alzheimers starts?

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:14 pm

brownsville wrote: or is this how alzheimers starts?
Damn...now I don't remember...

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:27 pm

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Seems like yesterday...an eternity...
Movember almost behind us again...
And so many years later...
So many years...
So recently...
May the wind be always at your back old salt...my friend...[/report]

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:23 am

Me: checking a pile of recently laundered clothes, "fuck me, new thermal socks for the Bake, laundered once and already missing the mate..."
Thor: "There's a portal to Narnia and Tumnus is stealing your socks...ha..."

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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:14 pm

and on the 26th day they sucked me back in...


I was so sure I would escape when the gales of movember came slashing.
summmbitch.
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by ironman » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:43 pm

Identified an imposter. In laws. I shall attempt an abduction, confirm my mortal sinner status.

We pulled in. I laughed: irreverent. Fuck it

Also. I'm overserved.
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by SLSS » Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:08 am

ironman wrote: Also. I'm overserved.
I could tell from here. :coffee
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Re: Unlimited Dashboard JC Wisdom

Post by ironman » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:42 pm

SLSS wrote:
ironman wrote: Also. I'm overserved.
I could tell from here. :coffee
SLSS wrote:
ironman wrote: Also. I'm overserved.
I could tell from here. :coffee
Aren't you fucking smart.

But not as smart as me. The DBJ was in my step brother in laws Toyota Corolla that his mom pays for. Holy roller hypocrites. Cept he smokes, and apparently is in recovery from alcohols. He's 36, mind, lives at home, still in college, fucking slug piece of shit. (Legitimate respect on the recovery thing, except he drunk Chardonnay thru Thanksgiving dinner).

He's like a ghost. No social graces. The lot of 3 boys and a girl, they are all touched, but I digress. So ghey ghost is outside smoking a cig, drunk, when I went to rip off the dash orny. I'm not as overserved as last night, mind. But feeling no pain. I open his car door to nab hay-suse.

He slinks around the corner smoking a cig, says wtf are you doing in my car? (The most she's spoken to me in two days). I said I'm taking this here statue because you are a social ra trad and my Drakian friends will find this funny. Plus, your bowl rolled out from under the seat, so I know you've got weed, fucking sandbagger. He stood there like a piece of hollow wood. Dickless. And mute.

Hay-sus was glued to the dash, so he remained.

I took the weed, and borrowed the pipe.

It's been awkward ever since. Perhaps it's paranoia. I'm still mildly high, with a rum buzz adder. Holidays.
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