- Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:50 pm
Calling Dwayne a halfwit does a disservice to ret@rds across the globe. He's got a fvcking science degree from DeVry University for Christ's sake.
From what I can tell, he's either lazy and/or he just doesn't give a sh!t. If this was a classic car forum, he'd be the guy continually posting out-of-focus photos of his rusted-out Ford Pinto. And that's fine. Lazy is something I can understand. What I don't understand is his inability to find the humor in anything he posts, and that's why he catches so much sh!t.
If I put up a photo of the very first painting I'd ever completed and someone on this board said, "That painting is sh1t," I'd probably come back with "Well, I was going for a Jackson Pollock meets the drop-cloth of my recently painted bathroom meets the stains on my carpet where the dog has been p1ss1ng for the past six months. I thought I nailed it." Not "Fvck you! Eat a bag of d1cks! Put up some fvcking content! I've made bad decisions my entire life, and I want free he@lth-care and someone else besides me to pay off all of my stvdent lo@ns!"
I don't give a sh1t if he stays or if he goes - and since he has a history of making bad decisions, he'll probably stay - but as long as he continues to post up garbage, he deserves all of the abuse that comes his way.
(Note: certain words in these sentences have been intentionally misspelled in order to get around the "403 FORBIDDEN" that kept coming up every time I tried to post this.)