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By austrotard
#621253
he probably swapped it for a purple rain button.
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By Woolybug25
#621269
thriesta wrote:Did WB25 ever find a pair of Howler Bros panties to use his gift card?
No, but I found a few for your mom.
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By Ramcatt
#621271
Woolybug25 wrote:
thriesta wrote:Did WB25 ever find a pair of Howler Bros panties to use his gift card?
No, but I found a few for your mom.
yeah... remember to get the ones with dickholes...
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By F.Babar
#621277
"I'm still the youngest to win the March Merkin, and still the fastest to ever reach
100 permit in the Keys."

Some one needs a juice box and a nap. :coffee
By thriesta
#621353
Woolybug25 wrote:
thriesta wrote:Did WB25 ever find a pair of Howler Bros panties to use his gift card?
No, but I found a few for your mom.
I just expanded my tinder search to 100 miles, expecting your wife
to show up at any minute.

Should I swipe right?
By thriesta
#621357
austrotard wrote:tinder is gay.
Do they have tinder in Australia?

Obviously I would hope that you wouldn't know since
you're happily married.

Mitch, tinder is not ghey.

I can work all day, take a minute to match - meet up for a drink
later and then take them back to my place to fuck.

Don't fret, I tell them how great I am and show all the artwork I've
won before they reach the bedroom.
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By austrotard
#621362
yeah. we got it but we call it 'single young mums with half-caste kids dot com'.

if it was me I'd name it 'well... you know we're not afraid of a cock dot com'.

seriously. fella at work had it. hell, he needed it.
I'd click on a tiny thumbnail of what I thought looked all right and then start to flick right.
this is the protocol I found.

first photo- bathroom pucker selfie
second photo- pucker outdoors
third photo- pucker down the pub with slightly better looking pucker mate
fourth photo- playing on a bed with what appears to be gary coleman. no pucker.

I don't know if any of this is helpful.

and no offence to any grandparents bringing up their daughter's kids.


I wonder if howler bros would send me a new pair of trousers.
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By -G-
#621368
thriesta wrote: Don't fret, I tell them how great I am and show all the artwork I've
won
my different flavors of pizza crust before they reach the bedroom.
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