Del Brown never caught 38 permit in one year, that's been acknowledged and
sanctioned by record keepers.
I'm still the youngest to win the March Merkin, and still the fastest to ever reach
100 permit in the Keys.
But, why don't you quit being such a fucking retard and realize that I'm being
Instead you're just another obvious jackass.
Here's my ass, kiss it.
What's funny isn't that you think that finishing second in a fishing tournament half a decade ago makes you a god, it's that neither the person that carted you around (Benson) nor any of the tournament heads even like you anymore. You got ran out of town and aren't even welcome anymore.
Then, according to illustrious resume, your "career" took you into three very exciting customer service (i.e. Gopher) roles. We are all glad that your daddy's checks to college cleared though. Helping you finally earn that bachelors degree in your 30's. We are all just so jelly about all of your career highlights.
Most of us realized very early that fly fishing wasn't about trophies, counting how many fish you've caught in a year or making a sport out of it. You're a glitterboat guy with a better financial backer (please daddy... Can I please move to MT?)...
"All mountain hippies are as young as they day they were born, smarter than Einstein, better looking than Tom Selleck and could outfish an army of pinners." - foureyedgeek