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Post by fishskibum » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:58 pm

[report]the better 1/2 has a large tight polish catholic family
The mrs. dad Rich passed away from a heart attack a couple winters ago
i miss the guy, he had the ability to fix remodel build or engineer bout anything and a work ethic my slacker ass sadly aspires to.
stoked i got to float him down the snake fore he left us
Since then we've referred to her mom her sister and richs sister as the holy trinirty
well the neices hs graduation wifes bday ment they were comin to town
been buggin them to get the flaming g on with us
went up early and floated a quick A before the showed up
celebrated the mrs, b day with dinner and a red canyon sunset
powers that be decided somes erdanghered snot nosed humped back minner needed a spring flood to better procreate
not that i dont think it does wonders for the fishery and river health wwiw
and not that the aspect of a 5 hour inlaw float being condensed by half was a bummers
or the majority of the one manned trying to row kick or fish captain of their own craft crew being outgunned and absent
8680 both bypass barrels bitches
my bro came along despite the well the first couple days of high water aint never fished great warning and if ya gets em it'll probably be a heavily weighted big bobbers slut rig
rented a raft and after a safety briefing for them or 2 or 10 for us set out
got sum new sticks as the mrs. isn't happy with 10 1/2 foot counter balanced clunkers
switch over to row sum rubbers or toss sum junk outta the back of the raft
follow me and i'll eddy out before steamboat rapid if ya don't wanna run it
and no anchoring or pullin over in this flow cleat it well knifes on the rod tube
well next thing i know the wifes not eddying out up along shore oar outta the lock fuckin with the anchor in panic mode screaming
thanfully she took the get the fuckin oar back in get your shit togather and row intructions and the 10 1/2 year old geriatric god 2 senior citizens whose life skills dont include swimmin and a boat full of most of the gear i own manged to
straighten up and catch the wave bump off the largest boat eater in the river
the mrs. and i help pull some people and a raft off that rock and helped out a ducky drama situation last time we floated high water
so i'm thankin the karma dogs and sweets baby jeebus for the trips oh shit moment being somethin they'll laugh about
after a bloody mary and reiteration of safeties briefin we rowed down to the small hole, took a small one over the bow
for a bonus
Toph and i decide to take their let us buy your b shuttle bonus offer
woulda been better if the shuttle people didn't show up an hour early all sad puppy dog eyed and me being a sucker for not making another senior citizen sit in the heat for an hour
ment way more shit than needed endin up in the boat
took the slut rigs all off about 1 cast to score a fatty bow who wont be makin an e apperrance due to either bad fish handling poor rowing or photography probably the trinity of fail
did gets a few brownies 2 eat
not that the photography improved much
found one of the river shrines
left a shot o jag and the reninants of a luau lei for blessings received
when the fishin gets tough
the tough ask for a divine intervention or stronger brew
fly retrieval skills were honed
the fruitations of friends labors were consumed.
topher wants to know why my god aint in the mag
cause i don't pimp him or i hards nuffs he's worthy though
hes gots a bad tumor growin on his eye gonna try n cut it off this week
if ya got a spare goddy prayer or positive healins vibes toss it his way got the trinty of holiness and the rest of his fam hopin positives prognosis for hims i just savor the bonus years and every rodeos he's still ridin in
1st rule of groover duty
if your gonna shit in the woods scenicshitsmatter
and when jj sings songs of riversboats listen
ate well celebrated hard till it was sunday a day of rigthtousness
slept well and dreamt of hogs my present level of bummery is gonna make hard to aquire
awoke n went to morning mass
loaded up
scouted safely
n sent er
in memory of father in law
and the pretty good not bad creedo[/report]
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Post by pxatim » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:10 pm

damn fine :cool

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Post by ironman » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:56 pm

This was a fun read. Thanks for the ride.

And cheers to your late FIL. :cool
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Post by augustwest » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:00 pm

Well done FSB.
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Post by fatman » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:22 pm

good healin' sent for the furkid, sounds like y'all remembered the FIL well :smile
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Post by austrotard » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:41 pm

nearly had to get the retarded kid up the road to translate but I can't understand a fucking word he says either.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.


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Post by flatscaster » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:00 pm

i enjoyed the pictures and the tunes. I'll say you have a way with words maybe? Prayers for the dog. I got that and a few lines at the top breaking down the family tree but after that it gets muddy. Was there some sort of near disaster?

in seriousness, thanks for the trip and good on you for treating your sundry in laws to a float.
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Post by SLSS » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:48 pm

Awesomeness. :cool

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Post by bender » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:20 am

Nice,cheers to in-laws you can actually like :cool
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Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Tue Jun 07, 2016 6:48 am

did you really put that stuff on those steaks?
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Post by The Wandering Blues » Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:09 am

And this is why it's time to leave the east and get home. Sip for your family.
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Post by Bruiser » Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:49 am

Nice one Dibs.

And to Kessler :cool
That sounds awesome in my ears!! (P-A)

we were basking in goodness here with our everyday drivel that we enjoy.... the rest of this is horseshit,

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