Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

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Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by K_P » Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:23 pm

Because Average Joe is a seriously badass muther...

http://hiconsumption.com/2016/09/ka-bar-tactical-spork/

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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by Da Ax » Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:47 am

Is that a MIL-Spec Spork or a Mil-Spec foon? I get them confused.
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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:36 am

knifey spoony.
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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by Redchaser » Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:15 am

Sporkife?
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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by kish » Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:20 pm

Redchaser wrote:Sporkife?
When I read that my brain saw this:

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Which would look pretty awesome embroidered on Joe's foldy chair.
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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by Spicytuna » Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:33 pm

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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by -G- » Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:27 pm

kish wrote:
Redchaser wrote:Sporkife?
When I read that my brain saw this:

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Which would look pretty awesome embroidered on Joe's foldy chair.

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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by Average Joe » Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:37 pm

There are at least two reasons to love this product. The most obvious are that, b) it's "tactical," and iii) it contains a spork.

I'm going to ask my wife to buy me one. And if she doesn't, I'll ask Lando to ask Ms. Wyoming to buy me one. Because she's the best.

As for this:
kish wrote:Image
That is fucking brilliant. As such, I'm going to ask Mitch to steal it for me and then find some creative type who can make it into stickers, as -G- suggested.

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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by fatman » Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:45 pm

that one click button was easy :smile
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Post by pbrstreetgang » Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:25 pm

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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by SOBF » Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:08 am

FUCKING BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Products you'd recommend for a Drakian

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:50 am

Love it.


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