So does anybody mountain bike?

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by TX. » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:43 pm

Seen all of them.

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by TX. » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:45 pm

This is like 6 years old, but very cool:

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by brown dog » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:08 pm

Come on up or I'll meet you in ashe
Great trails around here

Not sure if yer looking for trail info, bike info or just perspective

Perspective:
I'm still riding @ 40+
It's not a race anymore
Don't try to keep up with your son, that's a loosing battle
You don't need a 2k bike
You'll be glad you spent $600
Don't push it - enjoy it
Join a local ride to meet peeps - taco beer ride

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by befuddled » Wed Oct 26, 2016 9:41 am

brown dog wrote: taco beer ride
I'm doing this exact thing this week. A fun ride that ends at the brewery with a taco truck sitting in the parking lot.

My bike is 17 years old. My daughter's bike is way cooler.
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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by TX. » Wed Oct 26, 2016 9:54 pm

befuddled wrote:
brown dog wrote: taco beer ride
I'm doing this exact thing this week. A fun ride that ends at the brewery with a taco truck sitting in the parking lot.

My bike is 17 years old. My daughter's bike is way cooler.
You need to fish more.
I wouldn't do a peddle stroke for an NC taco.
The beer part on the other hand...
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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by west_jay » Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:26 am

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by austrotard » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:57 am

had a dual suspension thingy in engerland... cannondale or some shit.
so I bought a pretty speccy trek when I moved here.
loaned it to some fucktard from vancouver.
he handed me the lock, the front tire and no wonga.
later he called the police about me.
the police said now I couldn't beat the everliving shit out of him for six months... they winked and asked me if I understood.
when he looks in the mirror I must surely cross his mind.
and he doesn't live here any longer.
apparently there's a good eye socket doctor in bc.

I tell you, you haven't lived until you've seen an eye lying on a cheekbone.

so I guess the answer is yeah, no.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by befuddled » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:15 am

you should've kept that eye and epoxied it and put it on a staff. Walk around with it on Halloween.

Now I want a wading staff that has an eyeball on it
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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by austrotard » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:28 am

you'd probably find one in the same place fatman finds his hat.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by Greenback » Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:08 am

Fucking nuts.


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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by Glista » Thu Oct 27, 2016 12:16 pm

fallen513 wrote:Glista mountain bikes on road bikes and shit. Flips and all that.
Yup, yup! I suppose this is true. spent a month and a half in a sling because of it.

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Re: So does anybody mountain bike?

Post by BigCliff » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:38 am

I ride MTB a bit, more in the winter when its not so damn hot.

On a steel hardtail 29er now, looking at this one for next ride- http://www.bikeradar.com/us/mtb/news/ar ... ide-44780/
Buy better hooks and bourbon.

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