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Re: Well....

Post by fly-chucker » Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:20 pm

what a poofta
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Re: Well....

Post by TX. » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:22 pm

Did he tell you he was bringing the wife?
That is her luggage, right?
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Re: Well....

Post by Redchaser » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:58 pm

I thought we were building a wall to keep him out.
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Re: Well....

Post by K_P » Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:12 pm

Austrians are gay.

No true man would pack so much.

:coffee

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Re: Well....

Post by west_jay » Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:52 am

Why is he pushing his own pram? We have people for that. :wink
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Re: Well....

Post by stillsteamin » Thu Nov 10, 2016 7:40 am

He dresses funny.
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Re: Well....

Post by Lando » Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:49 pm

So much shit......

For neither of you to catch a fish.
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Re: Well....

Post by BigTimber » Thu Nov 10, 2016 3:02 pm

I hope you have plastic on your furniture. he's been known to "mark" his territory.
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Post by Average Joe » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:20 pm

I was up early the morning of his arrival, and made a big pot of French Onion Soup.

Later that day I learned that Austrians don't really care much for French Onion Soup.

I'm hoping the steelheaders in Oregon are more receptive to my culinary efforts.

He brought lots of nymphs...
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...and gave me this fancy lighter.
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Last night I made pizza for dinner.

There was quite a bit left over.
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Today he tackled the delta with augustwest, Cornholio, Spicytuna, and DizzyDean, while I loaded up the truck and prepared for the next leg of our adventure.
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Lando wrote:So much shit......

For neither of you to catch a fish.
Yes.

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Re: Well....

Post by The Wandering Blues » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:32 pm

Holy shit; a running AJ report featuring the Austrian. This may be the thing that makes me forget the 2016 election.
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Re: Well....

Post by ironman » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:35 pm

Lando wrote:So much shit......

For neither of you to catch a fish.
Fukkin baggage was more expensive than the seat!
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Re: Well....

Post by Average Joe » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:43 pm

I'm currently cooking bangers and mash.

Odds are good the Austrian won't like it.

In which case there's plenty of beer in the fridge.

Heero should be here within the hour.

That will make for an interesting evening.

If he shows.

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