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yard4sale
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Re: Well....

Post by yard4sale » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:04 pm

TX. wrote:Sort the food out.
He's fucking British, not Austrian, he just lives there.
Boil some meat for a day, he'll be good.
On it
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If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

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Re: Well....

Post by austrotard » Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:35 pm

bring more tweed.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Well....

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Tue Nov 15, 2016 2:50 pm

I have been waiting at the airport for quite some time now, guys. Are you still coming to pick me up?

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Re: Well....

Post by Spicytuna » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:29 pm

austrotard wrote:bring more tweed.
Should have let me know man
"In truth you can throw dries and swing flies and still be a loser. That would be an elite loser though.
Rare breed." - MTgrayling

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yard4sale
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Re: Well....

Post by yard4sale » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:48 pm

austrotard wrote:bring more tweed.
I'm not sure Tard understands how the concept of legal tweed works...
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

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Re: Well....

Post by pbrstreetgang » Tue Nov 15, 2016 5:15 pm

AJ's unknown caller phone number went straight to my "churches and solicitors" setting on my phone, so I just got the VMs today.

I am terrible. In weekend other news, I watched a saffa shit himself on a 17lb brown truut.

Hope Mitch will shit himself likewise this go around.
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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yard4sale
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Re: Well....

Post by yard4sale » Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:12 pm

Live look in on the boys campfire.
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No wonder he needs more...
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

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Average Joe
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Re: Well....

Post by Average Joe » Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:22 am

I left Drake Camp at 7:00 AM this morning.

Didn't have a chance to say goodbye to anyone, because they were all still sleeping.

Made it home a bit after 8:00 PM.

Only stopped for gas.

The last time Mitch was here, he never ate.

Throughout that trip, I assumed he lacked an appetite because he was ill.

He came down with a mild version of the plague again on this trip, but it did not affect his desire for food.

Turns out he just hates my cooking.

He is however quite fond of twenty ounce cappuccinos.

With two sugars.

Provided they're made by someone other than me.

Or him.

Should either of us ever be invited to another bake, do not put us in charge of the coffee.

Mitch is quite fond of Caesar salads.

He ordered one nearly every place we stopped.

He often received a large bowl of disappointment instead.

Mitch has a curious habit of washing his clothes in the river.

Unintentionally.

PBR refused to take our calls.

Can't say I blame him.

Ironman took all of our calls.

Something I'm sure he regrets.

It started raining the moment we entered Oregon.

And it never stopped.

I let Mitch use one of my scotch glasses.

He kept it.

He said the cc would replace it.

I've my doubts about that.

My truck reeks of cigarettes and tweed.

We never did find Heero.

There's much more to tell, but I need another drink or three.

And perhaps a bit of sleep.

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Re: Well....

Post by DizzyDean » Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:55 am

night Joe
my blog from the Sierras

http://rustyhooks.wordpress.com

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Re: Well....

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:02 am

I was waiting at the airport for days, Joe, until it came time for my return flight. You guys never came to pick me up. :cry:

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Lando
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Re: Well....

Post by Lando » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:26 am

I never got a call...........
If my tombstone reads, "He never ate sushi." it won't be a lie, and I'll be OK with that.

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Re: Well....

Post by flybug.pa. » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:12 am

a big bowl of dissapointment
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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