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By woolly bugger
#58448
Originally posted by troutjedi:n
Originally posted by Rusty Hook:n
Originally posted by fyshnutz:n Try the letters to the editor sometine. There's a couple of super right wing nut cases that right in pretty regularly.
Couldn't find 'em. n I think they make you pay to see those.
Check these out: GrampsApparently, this guy wrote so many poison pen letters to Outside Bozeman magazine that he got his own section on their website. Good stuff....
One question? is Gramps related to Fatal?
Save the outdoors for the people who really want to be there. It is this, combined with a bad case of irritable bowel syndrome that makes me the grumpy bastard I am. - Gramps
<small>[ January 10, 2007, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: woolly bugger ]</small>
By JimmyFingers
#58449
Quality Sig material, compliments of Gramps!
By coolconman
#58450
Thats good stuff. Gramps does have a point with this rant though...
Gee it sure is tough to cut through this granola-eatin, tree-huggin, tie-dye wearing pile of crap. Let me see if I get it ...1. Cutting timber doesn't slow wildfires?n 2. Years of fire suppression doesn't increase fire intensity??n 3. Burnt timber shouldn't be harvested???I got three words for you, Einstein.....Firelines, Yellowstone, and Pinebeetles. What kind of a cherry-picked, statistical rape job do we have working here?!
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By shutupandfish
#58451
This is an affront to Thumper, Smokey, and PETA.(from this week's blotter)
A grass fire broke out on Kyd Road. A person told deputies that the fire started because kids were shooting rabbits, then stuffing them with cigarettes and lighting them on fire.
Welcome to flavor country, varmint.

<small>[ January 31, 2007, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: shutupandfish ]</small>
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By Rusty Hook
#58452
I thought you were supposed to give them the cigarette, and then shoot them.
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By BigTimber
#58453
that's a waste of cigarettes.
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By Rusty Hook
#58455
If they're old enough to smoke, then they're old enough to shoot rabbits and set them on fire.
By Goat
#58456
Originally posted by shutupandfish:n This is an affront to Thumper, Smokey, and PETA.(from this week's blotter)
A grass fire broke out on Kyd Road. A person told deputies that the fire started because kids were shooting rabbits, then stuffing them with cigarettes and lighting them on fire.
Welcome to flavor country, varmint.
It looks to me like this is just a case of poor culinary skills.
By Gulp
#58457
As soon as I read the topic "Police Report" I knew this would have something to do with Bozeman.I remember reading a report last year about a guy who was shithoused and wrecked his car. He was writhing around in the ditch next to his totaled ride in subzero weather and when the cops found him he told them to "put a bullet in me" because of the pain. What's really funny though is that I live in the town outside of Bozeman where the rabbit/cigarette incident occurred- in fact, just a few blocks from the scene of the crime.
By troutjedi
#58458
I had a sous chef at my restaurant who stumbled in one morning hung over as shit. The bartender walks back in the kitchen with the Bozeman police report in hand: "A woman reported a dead body in her front yard, when officers responded the body turned out to be **aforementioned sous chef** who was just extremely intoxicated. Officers gave the man a ride home.[/img]t was January and it had snowed about a half a foot that night....that idiot probably would have died had the woman not found him. We framed it.....

<small>[ January 31, 2007, 10:08 PM: Message edited by: troutjedi ]</small>
By troutjedi
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<small>[ January 31, 2007, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: troutjedi ]</small>
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