Luau 2017

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Re: Luau 2017

Post by yard4sale » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:00 am

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Guys and gals*, it looks like Ill only be coming to this for Thursday night.

*Are there any females coming? Because if there are you can count me out. I want to one day lose my virginity to a female, but I just dont think Ill be ready by June 20-22, the dates of this meet and greet, to speak to a female or even to be in their presence.
June 21st is my birthday. Summer solstice and longest day of the year. I'd take it as a personal favor if you showed for this one Heero.

I'll be steelfishing my local but it would be a great birthday present to know you followed through on your commitment to attend.

I could even send you Airflow's new carp skagit line if that helps
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by Lando » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:07 am

Happy birthday, but the gig is a month following...........
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by K_P » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:07 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:... I just dont think Ill be ready by June 20-22, the dates of this meet and greet, to speak to a female or even to be in their presence.
I'm quite confident that any females who are present will not speak to you and simply leave. You'll be fine.

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Re: Luau 2017

Post by Lando » Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:56 am

I got the campsite for an extra two nights, so those that want to stick around may do so.
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:31 am

Lando wrote:I got the campsite for an extra two nights, so those that want to stick around may do so.
Wait, this is a camping thing? like sleeping bags and shit?
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:36 am

Lando wrote:I got the campsite for an extra two nights, so those that want to stick around may do so.
rape 101.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Luau 2017

Post by D-nymph » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:32 pm

Lando wrote:I got the campsite for an extra two nights, so those that want to stick around may do so.
Cool. I'll be sticking around for sure.
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:30 pm

Will anything be fishing in May when this thing takes place? There is a lot of snow here FYI....

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Re: Luau 2017

Post by Average Joe » Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:08 pm

So these arrived today.
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Heero: Should you for any reason not attend the luau this year, I will deliberately (and with malice) kill a chicken, make an effigy using nothing more that its dried bones, feathers, and skin, and then ritualistically suffocate that effigy with the Chinese plastic bag pictured above.

Really looking forward to seeing you there.

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Re: Luau 2017

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:14 pm

Average Joe wrote:So these arrived today.
I still have my old one and have worn it skiing at least 3 times this winter.

I'm looking to double up in July.
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by fishskibum » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:38 am

i wore mine last week
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and ive been workin on my poultry game
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Re: Luau 2017

Post by Hogleg » Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:08 am

The pots trailer is still loaded with them. Leis, that is, not chickens. That would be gross.
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