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CrispyCracker
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Post by CrispyCracker » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:05 pm

Fresh meat alert. I've stalked the Drake boards on and off for some time and finally figured I'll give it a go. Everglades addict who started fishing out of Chokoloskee way back when modified mullet boats were more common than technical skiffs (whatever that is). Yes, I have some miles on me but if you look close (lean down and squint) there's still some tread left. I fly fish and yes I plug fish -- more of the latter, in fact. Hope to get to know the residents here, especially those with awful reps. Here's a mish-mash of pics that ride the line between introducing myself and just showing off:

http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/snook ... show/Drake
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Re: Noob

Post by upthepoudre » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:21 pm

Uh oh...douchebag alert is more like it.

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Re: Noob

Post by CrispyCracker » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:45 pm

Now that right there is a scary initiation tactic, poudre. :razz:

Come on, now, pile on. I'm the hapless noob.

Oh my crap, I just realized I forgot to post a set of cans. I dug this one up from a delightful little site called "Chest Meat." I know, I know, she hasn't seen a dentist in, well, ever. But if you're looking at her teeth I clearly pulled an image from the wrong meat site.

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Re: Noob

Post by Woolybug25 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:21 pm

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"All mountain hippies are as young as they day they were born, smarter than Einstein, better looking than Tom Selleck and could outfish an army of pinners." - foureyedgeek

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Re: Noob

Post by fatman » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:31 pm

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oh, for fuck's sake....

the laziness exhibited by posting a link to your photosuckit account only tells us that you
expect more out of Teh Suk than you're willing to put in to it.

Read the attached link, then put a little effort into an official intro.

or not. at this point, I'm leaning towards not.

fuck off
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Re: Noob

Post by CrispyCracker » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:40 pm

Now that's more like it.

Your wish is my command, fatman.

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Re: Noob

Post by markl » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:47 pm

The treble hook pics speak for themselves, but I really like the pic with the cape. Please, more of those!!!

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Re: Noob

Post by flatscaster » Fri Jan 13, 2017 5:08 pm

Can we get one with just you in your jeans standing in water holding a baitcaster? That's the content that this site has been missing for all these years. Thank god you showed up!
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Re: Noob

Post by The Wandering Blues » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:04 pm

I think I'll go back to watching Donald Trump press conferences. Equally offensive, but decidedly more entertaining.
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Re: Noob

Post by Surly » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:08 pm

We need more pics of you. Can we have more pics? Maybe a tasteful close-up?
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Re: Noob

Post by kish » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:17 pm

I don't know if you've impressed anyone else, but you certainly seem to have impressed yourself. So you got that goin' for ya.
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Re: Noob

Post by pbrstreetgang » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:19 pm

I had to go back and check the date on this one - at first I thought it was a revived shitty old thread.
Nope - shitty new thread.

I am amazed at how illiterate people prove themselves to be...

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