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Re: Noob

Post by fallen513 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:28 am

It's heero, I just know it.
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Re: Noob

Post by K_P » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:23 am

Let me save the membership a bunch of trouble.

Crispy Cracker, parsed: "Each of you is stupid and beneath me. I'm joining your group, and you'll adjust to my terms."

Fuck off, we're full. :coffee


CrispyCracker wrote:I tried the acquiescence thing but it’s just not working for me. So let’s go another route.

Bobwhite asked:
“Can people be that lazy and stupid?”
Why yes, they can. In fact, an assload of them recently voted for a corrupt pantsuit.

Spudnick wrote:
“I have this feeling towards southerners that I just can't shake. I can't really find the word for it. Could be "hate" or "loathing.”
I conducted a quick poll. Turns out southerners would like you to shove something up your ass.

austrotard wrote:
“you lost me at fricking”
What are the chances you can stay lost?

Kfoxwyo wrote:
“it would have at least been clever to link us to some computer infecting sleazy website”
Since posting porn is cutting-edge humor, and all. At least that's what my little nephew tells me, and he eats his boogers in public.
“I did not see nipples, a kettle, or a pie”
Sounds like Cliffsnotes for your high school memoirs.

The_Fuk wrote:
“Dad is that you? Where have you been my entire life?”
Flatly denying that a douchwaffle like yourself sprang from my loins.

Hogleg wrote:
“I predict that someday we may revisit this all and have ourselves a good laugh. At your expense of course.”
Good luck with that, Nostradumbass.

Plow wrote:
“don’t use this guy as a reason to hate Southerners; he’s from Florida, not the South”
I’m an 8th generation descendant of Central Florida cattlemen, son, and that’s a damn sight more southern than a Mississipi inbreed whose folks oozed down from some turdhole like Gary or Portsmouth.

stillsteamin wrote:
“That’s why it’s always important to use a safe word”
What word should I holler when the surging estrogen in here rises?

P-A wrote:
“Why do you post plugg fishing on A flyfishing forum?”
I love flyfishing but I mix up my fishing styles for the same reason I didn’t marry the first girl I shagged. Now kindly fugg off.

I'm fishing tomorrow and who knows -- I may do something crazy like post a fishing photo on a fishing forum when I return.

I'm zany like that.

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Re: Noob

Post by P-A » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:42 pm

austrotard wrote:I reckon the morning is the worst for you, hey.

you'll wake up to the jumping kids/puppies/interchangeables... stretch... see what the wife/boo/fella from last night is doing in the kitchen/shared kitchen and then it floods you.

fuck. what did I say last night? I'm trying to fit in for fuck's sake... I want to be a part of this desperately... where's my phone?


I'll bet $20sepps your heartbeat races before you log in.

seriously. you owe me $20.
fuck it. I'll even accept austrian.

you're still not welcome, mind.
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That look total awesome in my eyes "Bruiser"

What made that hole in the middle of the pie?
Be honest, now... "Bob White"

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Re: Noob

Post by CrispyCracker » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:29 am

austrotard wrote:
“9th generation tanty.”
If that's an abbreviated handle for a practitioner of tantric sex then guilty as charged. I make Sting look like a one-pump chump.
“what did I say last night? I'm trying to fit in...I want to be a part of this desperately...I'll bet…your heartbeat races before you log in.”
I'll admit it: it's deeply important to me to impress a bunch of headbobs like yourself who, when not having their cheeks dented, waste effort trying to cut the profile of caustic angling types.

fatman, I brainstormed on the best way to insult a chubby little dude with a penchant for banging sheep but nothing came to mind.

TX wrote:
”Maybe "read" one letter of the instructions:”
Or maybe piss right off directly. :mrgreen:

fallen 5134 wrote:
“It's heero, I just know it.”
Drop an “e” and you’re getting warmer.

K.P. wrote:
‘Let me save the membership a bunch of trouble. Crispy Cracker, parsed: "Each of you is stupid and beneath me. I'm joining your group, and you'll adjust to my terms.”
Deciphering acronyms is a gift of mine. Does K.P. stand for Kinda Puss?

And now, as promised, a fishing report: weather was funky yesterday with variable winds and intermittent rain and clouds that made it very tough to sight fish. About half the 6-hour trip was spent throwing topwaters (yes, with single hooks) at big, beefy specks that shit-canned our offerings with delight. I'm not a big fan of trout (read: I'm not from Louisiana) but these 20-inch fish (some of them over 25-plus slobs) were fun to catch and let go. Then for a brief period the clouds parted and I poled my buddy and his little 6-weight up onto a secret little flat where he nabbed a 28" red on an ugly-ass bunny strip creation. A good day: it was purdy out and we caught some.

Cue the "Ha ha ha he said he poled his buddy" retorts. If nothing else this place is a wit repository. :roll:
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Re: Noob

Post by fallen513 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:52 am

Go kill yourself.


Seriously.
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Re: Noob

Post by CrispyCracker » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:57 am

Like I say, a veritable catch-all for acerbic wit.

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Re: Noob

Post by fatman » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:25 am

My drinkin' days are over; I'm still trouble bound - Slaid Cleaves

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Re: Noob

Post by fallen513 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:27 am

Show us your belly button piercing before you do though...
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Re: Noob

Post by Crick Addict » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:52 am

[quote="Spudnik"]These guys. That pompano probably pulled harder than any 20"+ trout they've ever caught.

That being said, I have this feeling towards southerners that I just can't shake. I can't really find the word for it. Could be "hate" or "loathing".

I have been told by reliable sources that "Guido and "Bubba ", are interchangeable. :coffee
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Re: Noob

Post by CrispyCracker » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:01 pm

fatman, you just referenced one of my favorite movies and movie characters. Best regards to the sheep.

Fallen, anything to get a guy to show some skin, huh? That closet you're in must be confining. Sashay on out.

CrickAddict wrote:
'I have been tolded by reliable sources that "Guido and "Bubba ", are interchangeable"
Your source done told you wrong. Most Bubba's are salt of the earth folk you'd be happy to share a Bud Light with, whereas most Guido's are squids with rope chains. Some of them even wear thumb rings.

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Re: Noob

Post by CharlieJenkem » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:27 pm

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Re: Noob

Post by thriesta » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:41 pm

CrispyCracker wrote:
CrickAddict wrote:
'I have been tolded by reliable sources that "Guido and "Bubba ", are interchangeable"
Your source done told you wrong. Most Bubba's are salt of the earth folk you'd be happy to share a Bud Light with, whereas most Guido's are squids with rope chains. Some of them even wear thumb rings.

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LOL, I like this guy.

When did KP become such a miserable crusty old bastard?

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