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Lando
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Re: Noob

Post by Lando » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:31 am

Ginseng Sullivan wrote:I only had one guy loose a nut. He was two days into quitting smoking and couldn't hold onto a nerf football. You don't have to take it off to move the bobber, just loosen and slide so quit turning the fucking things so far, Jeebus. That's what I told him and that's what I'm telling you.

I sold him another one for $5 since we were like a mile from the car. :coffee

It was 27 degrees out and I was quite Joe-like at the time..............don't judge me.
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Re: Noob

Post by Ginseng Sullivan » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:21 am

Lando wrote:
Ginseng Sullivan wrote:I only had one guy loose a nut. He was two days into quitting smoking and couldn't hold onto a nerf football. You don't have to take it off to move the bobber, just loosen and slide so quit turning the fucking things so far, Jeebus. That's what I told him and that's what I'm telling you.

I sold him another one for $5 since we were like a mile from the car. :coffee

It was 27 degrees out and I was quite Joe-like at the time..............don't judge me.
Never. I do know that sitting in a camp chair, drinking all day makes me dropsy...

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Lando
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Re: Noob

Post by Lando » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:36 am

Yet he never gets a hangover...... :bow
If my tombstone reads, "He never ate sushi." it won't be a lie, and I'll be OK with that.

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Re: Noob

Post by K_P » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:02 pm

Ginseng Sullivan wrote:I sold him another one for $5 since we were like a mile from the car. :coffee
You, sir, are one helluva friend.

I would have charged him ten.

And Joe, I will not cater to the Austrians. The London Look scares the shit out of me, for so many reasons...

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Re: Noob

Post by Greenback » Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:32 pm

Hi Joe.

And Lando.

Maybe we'll fish in '17.

Probably should for good measure.

A few gifts...

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Re: Noob

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:30 pm

greenback is back with a new and improved affliction for bottoms.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Lando
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Re: Noob

Post by Lando » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:30 pm

You've used that second picture already.......step up your spank bank.



Usual place, usual time?
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Re: Noob

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:47 pm

Could be a 2016 hangover, or the rut weed irritant who lives his glory days through Page 5…
This thread’s gone sideways…
I think we need more Croutons…



I have no TV so am easily entertained…
SM is like...right???

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Re: Noob

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:20 pm

damn tootin'.

is pic4 called a bridge?
if so, take me to the bridge.

ah, the days of the slightly damp bridge.


I should go to work.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Noob

Post by Vito » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:56 pm

Where did we land on the capes?

Greenback and G added some real content to this dumpster fire. :cool
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Re: Noob

Post by Average Joe » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:55 pm

Lando wrote:Yet he never gets a hangover...... :bow
True, but it's both a blessing and a curse.
K_P wrote:The London Look scares the shit out of me, for so many reasons...
I understand. Some mentioned that those stickers cured their fear of clowns, but supplanted it with something much, much worse.

My apologies.

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Re: Noob

Post by TX. » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:13 pm

Just 'cause.

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