The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

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The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by gnosh » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:45 pm

These are the Gents who make the Drake what it is - a lousy piece of internet crap. Unhappy boys no doubt that can only get their jollies in life on this shit slab of a forum

<in no particular order>
K_P
Fatman
Redchaser
Fallen
Lando
KFoxWyo
Austrotard
Shunned

Guess that's eight, so, oh fuck it...

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by -G- » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:51 pm

You just named 3/4 of my favorite/ most funny people on here.





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Post by Average Joe » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:20 pm

I'm rather hurt I didn't make the list.

Always a bridesmaid...

And you forgot Hogleg. That guy is the worst. Just ask Lando.

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Post by Bobwhite » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:24 pm

Shit...

I never get picked for anything!

"Why in the fuck did I miss this place? It's like missing a raging case of the clap."

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Post by Average Joe » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:28 pm

And now you have ten.

We are helpful if nothing else.

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Post by Bobwhite » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:31 pm

Average Joe wrote:And now you have ten.

We are helpful if nothing else.
Fuckin' Drake...
"Why in the fuck did I miss this place? It's like missing a raging case of the clap."

"Make it matter, fuckos." jhnnythndr

" Herre jävlar vilka fiskar!!" P-A

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Post by Redchaser » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:33 pm

Go polish your thumb ring.
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Post by Kfoxwyo » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:40 pm

Wow, I am flattered. I never get any love. But just so I can quantify your remark. Do you consider me (because its all about "me") the liquid that cleans a vagina or what the liquid removes from said vagina? Or just the vessel that holds the cleaning fluid. Having just returned home I am so elevated.
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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by Hogleg » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:08 pm

Austrotard is a huge douche but shunned is actually pretty cool.

I think you've misunderstood shunned. He's a kind and caring soul who wouldn't hurt a flea.

I agree with you on the rest though, they are the problem here without question. Garden variety Innernets bullies.
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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by yard4sale » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:10 pm

You know it's BS when smithhammer didn't win.
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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by gnosh » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:23 pm

Hmmm, kfoxwyo. This individual quite baffles me. An obvious case of anger management. If you were to seek my assessment of kfoxwyo, I'd probably have to say -

"He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."

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Post by Average Joe » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:27 pm

Hogleg wrote:Austrotard is a huge douche but shunned is actually pretty cool.

I think you've misunderstood shunned. He's a kind and caring soul who wouldn't hurt a flea.

I agree with you on the rest though, they are the problem here without question. Garden variety Innernets bullies.
I'll give you that, but "mitch aka 2 fish" made shunned look like the devil incarnate.

That being said, we should probably put 2 fish on the list as well, only because that would get us to eleven, and eleven (as everyone knows) is better than ten.

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