The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by Average Joe » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:16 am

... wrote:Keep your hickey out of her arse....
Um....

OK?

I'd be able to give a more informed response if I knew your native language.

Esperanto?

Klingon?

Irish?

(Y/N)

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by austrotard » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:17 am

too boring.
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we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by ... » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:25 am

Average Joe wrote:
... wrote:Keep your hickey out of her arse....
Um....

OK?

I'd be able to give a more informed response if I knew your native language.

Esperanto?

Klingon?

Irish?

(Y/N)
Average Joe... :coffee
The rest to...do not let anyone know all your business...

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Post by Bobwhite » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:26 am

Randall Dee wrote:Top notch writing.

It's like reading the TV guide.
I'm at the airport waiting on a flight. I got about four words into it and had to stop, it was so bad... them read your description, RD and burst out in laughter. Parents moved their children away.
"Why in the fuck did I miss this place? It's like missing a raging case of the clap."

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by ... » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:40 am

Bob I have a feeling you have been advised to stay away from children in the future... :coffee
The rest to...do not let anyone know all your business...

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by Ginseng Sullivan » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:55 am

He thinks Jed's going to help someone! :coffee

To be fair Jed was a real asset to my trip to Maine last year but seriously moderation? like waiting for an ambulance in Somalia.

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by speybait » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:41 am

gnosh wrote:These are the Gents who make the Drake what it is - a lousy piece of internet crap. Unhappy boys no doubt that can only get their jollies in life on this shit slab of a forum

<in no particular order>
K_P
Fatman
Redchaser
Fallen
Lando
KFoxWyo
Austrotard
Shunned

Guess that's eight, so, oh fuck it...
Thanks for updating the list. This one is not similar at all to the old Top Ten Douchebaggisrs list.

For the record, i feel that a thumbring really ties an outfit together nicely. Especially if a cape is involved.
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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by austrotard » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:55 am

I wonder if he knows gnosh is slang for blowjob in the other engerlish speaking countries.

hey mate,
you can have my avatar for $5.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by The Wandering Blues » Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:54 am

There outta be a sticker made.
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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by canook » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:34 am

Is this one of those clickbait adverts Nemo was talking about?

TOP 10 DOUCHES ON THE DRAKE!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 7!!

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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by Lando » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:46 am

I love it when all my old friends show up for a visit.
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Re: The Top Ten Douchebaggists here on the Drake

Post by kish » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:18 am

The Wandering Blues wrote:There outta be a sticker made.
If one gets made I think I'll take a pass.
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