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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by 421sd » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:26 am

CrispyCracker wrote:421, you're wrong, but that's fine.
:cheer
CrispyCracker wrote:I just don't follow the twisted protocol of a few outspoken vets since I believe their presence whittles down engagement with new posters and saps the overall quality of Drake content.
So, are we to interpret this as you're a reformer and you're going to 'Make the Drake Great Again?'

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:30 am

No, I'm just shooting for Hope & Change. Since that worked so well, and all.

G wrote:
"Check your last remark to fishskibum. He never said anything about you."
No, he just posted a picture of the president that he had pissed on. Which I realize is just fine by you, but not by everyone.

Nothing wrong with carp, Lando. Like I say, I want to catch some since I never have and I hear they're tough to fool. But referencing them does seem to get under the skin of some of the pilers-on in the crowd.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Spicytuna » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:53 pm

For fucks sake guys.

We have a FOE list for fucks like Crispy fuck

Know it, learn it, live it.




Oh and if you try to respond to this Crispy fuck I ain't going to see it so fuck off!
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by yard4sale » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:02 pm

Besides, the threads are way more interesting this way.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Lando » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:10 pm

CrispyCracker wrote:
Nothing wrong with carp, Lando. Like I say, I want to catch some since I never have and I hear they're tough to fool. But referencing them does seem to get under the skin of some of the pilers-on in the crowd.
Fair enough...........

Carry on.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by flysmallie » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:03 pm

Foe Added!!


still hope he chokes on the next cock in his mouth

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by austrotard » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:16 pm

imagine getting your ass handed to you by g... how embarrassing.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by TX. » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:27 pm

CrispyCracker wrote:
But hell, maybe repeatedly throwing the F-bomb amounts to quality forum content, and I just don't "get it" again.
No you don't. Again.
Speaking of quality content, oh wait, that wasn't you.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by fatman » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:16 am

CrispyCracker wrote: I've lurked on and off for a long time.
:bullshit
CrispyCracker wrote: I've met some good folks myself.
:bullshit
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Spudnik » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:21 pm

Do you guys need a safe space?
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by RFA » Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:48 pm

CrispyCracker wrote:I've made no attempt to hide my face or my identity. And just so you know, if any of you tried to maintain the "you're not welcome in our hyper-exclusive club of paunchy porn-watching carp eaters" shit in real life I'd grin at you just as I do in here.

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Consider taking yourselves a bit less seriously. The world is a funny-ass place.
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My answer?

I'm 6 inches taller, 60 pounds heavier, and 10 times as mean, not to mention 30 times as famous(on scrapjazz).



Oh, and fuck you Jizzcracker.

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