I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by flysmallie » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:24 am

Spent too much on chocolate covered strawberries, took her to lunch, and then spent the evening doing what every smoking hot couple does on Valentine's Day. Yep, we drove 70 miles to a high school basketball game.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by befuddled » Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:37 am

My wife and I were told by one of the girls to please remember the walls aren't soundproof.

No nookie for me. I did get some nachos and beer though. I count that as a win.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:21 am

Ah, makes sense now. It's lack of jelly roll that makes so many folks in this joint contrary.

With the stacks of porn lying about you'd think even the most deprived Drakers would be perpetually jolly.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by yard4sale » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:42 am

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by aReelFlyGuy » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:16 pm

wow lots of sad stories.. Im the only one that got some last night?

I just heard a TED talk that said the average couple has sex 2 times a week for the first 10 years of marriage. I love having at least one thing that I'm above average at.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by -G- » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:43 pm

This thread was hilarious until it turned into a flopping your dick on the table and measuring it contest. And you wonder why nobody likes you two. You think people actually wana hear about your or any of our ugly asses getting laid?

Crispy you've now 124 posts of complete dog shit. Well, 125 once your fragile ego gets butt hurt and responds to someone on the internet telling you to eat a bag of dicks. (Me)

Areel, post some more 10 inch trout and striper pics with your buff on why don't you.
Maybe we haven't drank enough Busch- Nolan

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by 421sd » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:49 pm

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Transylwader » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:27 pm

self cock blockage, coronary blockage = kinda like fatties eating fried food. You just can't help stoopid... :coffee
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by aReelFlyGuy » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:57 pm

-G- wrote:This thread was hilarious until it turned into a flopping your dick on the table and measuring it contest. And you wonder why nobody likes you two. You think people actually wana hear about your or any of our ugly asses getting laid?

Crispy you've now 124 posts of complete dog shit. Well, 125 once your fragile ego gets butt hurt and responds to someone on the internet telling you to eat a bag of dicks. (Me)

Areel, post some more 10 inch trout and striper pics with your buff on why don't you.

Ouch it hurts to be thrown in the same category with Crispy. Is that necessary? Aint (to use Crispy's native vernacular) nothing wrong with schoolies and wild trout.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:53 pm

G, you and about six other posters in here are completely humorless turds. And, given your sour makeup, likely sexless.

Shove the whiny reply up your ass. Then thank me publicly for finally sparking some form of penetration.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by -G- » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:58 pm

I'll just say I think I called my shot on that one.

*125*
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:00 pm

I left a 20 spot on the dresser, G. Buy yourself something nice.

And this thread is damn funny, regardless.
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