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GoofyLadoux
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by GoofyLadoux » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:01 pm

Crispy, you've really laid the wood to some of these drakian-internet tough guys! That my friend has provided plenty of
laffs !!! They can all now return to their previously scheduled circle jerk

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by fallen513 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:39 pm

The suk translates right on to real life. If you're a gigantic douche here, sure as shit you're a fucking idiot in every other walk of life.

Truth.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Bobwhite » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:32 pm

fallen513 wrote:The suk translates right on to real life. If you're a gigantic douche here, sure as shit you're a fucking idiot in every other walk of life.

Truth.
X's 2
"Why in the fuck did I miss this place? It's like missing a raging case of the clap."

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by austrotard » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:50 pm

I'd feel a lot better if g never got laid.

but like a winter's drake without boring trolls it just wasn't meant to be.



and I'd like to see a meme in the next retort, please. or a gif. ta.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by GoofyLadoux » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:13 pm

fallen513 wrote:The suk translates right on to real life. If you're a gigantic douche here, sure as shit you're a fucking idiot in every other walk of life.

Truth.
X3

Must be tough being you, Fallen513. Tell us how your short fused anger and lack of coping ability on the net has enhanced your life.
Suk translates right to real life, right?

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Bobwhite » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:26 pm

GoofyLadoux wrote:
fallen513 wrote:The suk translates right on to real life. If you're a gigantic douche here, sure as shit you're a fucking idiot in every other walk of life.

Truth.
X3

Must be tough being you, Fallen513. Tell us how your short fused anger and lack of coping ability on the net has enhanced your life.
Suk translates right to real life, right?
Yes. It's that simple.

Really.

He's a good and trusted friend, who has enhanced my life immensely.

This place, teh suck, is indeed a microcosm of life. If you don't get it... then you just don't get it.

You're loss, friend.

My question to you is this.

Why not change your own reality, instead of trying to change ours?
"Why in the fuck did I miss this place? It's like missing a raging case of the clap."

"Make it matter, fuckos." jhnnythndr

" Herre jävlar vilka fiskar!!" P-A

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by yard4sale » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:53 pm

Sorry Bob but that ones gonna cost you $5.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by fallen513 » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:16 am

I don't get mad on the internet. I don't have to cope with fuckwits either.

I've met and fished with people from all over the world thanks to this place.


Now fuck off.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by austrotard » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:21 am

yard4sale wrote:Sorry Bob but that one*s gonna cost you $5.
you and all.

and this why people really hate nazis.
all that other jewsy and warsy stuff is now considered 'just one of those things'.



I never get laid, hey.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by fallen513 » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:33 am

And when I say people from all over the world, I really just meant Austria.

It's like an island or some shit.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:13 am

fallen, you and 3 or 4 other posters follow me from thread to thread frothing like a stuck beer tap, so spare me the "I don't get mad" schtick. I understand your frustration: the Noob is supposed to take a knee, not club the local toughs.

Bob:
“This place, teh suck, is indeed a microcosm of life.”
You paint real pretty, Bob, and you take nice photos. My guess is that you're a good shit. But if you believe a forum where posters hide their faces behind baked goods is tantamount to real life you need to open the aperture on that camera.

Still a funny thread.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Ginseng Sullivan » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:23 am

I mean people have tried to explain it to him in like fifteen hundred different ways yet he's still completely clueless.

:coffee

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