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Waderfunk
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Waderfunk » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:35 am

CrispyCracker wrote:fallen, you and 3 or 4 other posters follow me from thread to thread frothing like a stuck beer tap, so spare me the "I don't get mad" schtick. I understand your frustration: the Noob is supposed to take a knee, not club the local toughs.

Bob:
“This place, teh suck, is indeed a microcosm of life.”
You paint real pretty, Bob, and you take nice photos. My guess is that you're a good shit. But if you believe a forum where posters hide their faces behind baked goods is tantamount to real life you need to open the aperture on that camera.

Still a funny thread.
Would you please just fuck off already?
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:07 am

I swear, there's a tightknit little group of carp eaters in here who matriculated at the same unimaginative school of profanity. Evidently that group includes Wanderfunk and the ponderous weight of his 12 total posts.

But hell, maybe repeatedly throwing the F-bomb amounts to quality forum content, and I just don't "get it" again.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Ruddy Duck » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:29 am

It takes more than Valentines Day for me to get laid.

The only option for an attention whore is the "Add foe" button.

Click it.




That's what I'm talking about.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Redchaser » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:33 am

Waderfunk wrote:
CrispyCracker wrote:fallen, you and 3 or 4 other posters follow me from thread to thread frothing like a stuck beer tap, so spare me the "I don't get mad" schtick. I understand your frustration: the Noob is supposed to take a knee, not club the local toughs.

Bob:
“This place, teh suck, is indeed a microcosm of life.”
You paint real pretty, Bob, and you take nice photos. My guess is that you're a good shit. But if you believe a forum where posters hide their faces behind baked goods is tantamount to real life you need to open the aperture on that camera.

Still a funny thread.
Would you please just fuck off already?
Funny, Cunty is one of the few here that's made much effort to hide their identity. Particularly since he was addressing Bob who uses his real name. Seth hasn't made much effort to hide who he is, and any 8 year old could click my profile and with 2 mroe clicks have my full contact info. Maybe Cunty should make his identity available.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:02 am

Wanderfunk and the ponderous weight of his 12 total posts.
This is quite amusing. You have no clue what's going on here.




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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Hogleg » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:09 am

CarelessEthiopian wrote:
Wanderfunk and the ponderous weight of his 12 total posts.
This is quite amusing. You have no clue what's going on here.
Indeed. The irony of that is just too good. Positive proof of what we already knew.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by flysmallie » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:21 am

CrispyCracker wrote:I just don't "get it" again.
You're like that pimple faced kid at the party that nobody invited. You should just go back home and have your mom rub one out to make you feel better again.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:39 am

I've made no attempt to hide my face or my identity. And just so you know, if any of you tried to maintain the "you're not welcome in our hyper-exclusive club of paunchy porn-watching carp eaters" shit in real life I'd grin at you just as I do in here.

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by 421sd » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:05 am

CrispyCracker wrote:Consider taking yourselves a bit less seriously. The world is a funny-ass place.
Several of these cats here are my friends outside of forum life. A couple of them have many other friends here outside of forum life. None of them take themselves one-tenth as seriously, nor hang out with people that take themselves one-tenth as seriously as you have taken yourself here thus far.

Kicking down the door, walking in and insulting everyone possible in the room is a funny ass way to live in this world. We're big boys and your juvenile comebacks mean nothing in the big picture except that you're still not getting it. :coffee

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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by CrispyCracker » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:02 am

421, you're wrong, but that's fine. I relish sarcasm and the Noob abuse amused me, and I've never levied a nasty remark at another Drake poster who didn't take the first jab. True story. I just don't follow the twisted protocol of a few outspoken vets since I believe their presence whittles down engagement with new posters and saps the overall quality of Drake content. Just my perspective. Like I say, I've lurked on and off for a long time.

Congrats on having some buds in here. I've met some good folks myself.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by Lando » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:08 am

What the fuck is wrong with carp? I like seeing my backing and pretending to live a salt life............. they are prairie permit, if you ask me.
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Re: I hope everybody's getting laid tonight

Post by -G- » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:20 am

CrispyCracker wrote:I've never levied a nasty remark at another Drake poster who didn't take the first jab. True story. Just my perspective. Like I say, I've lurked on and off for a long time.
Check your last remark to fishskibum. He never said anything about you. But you were probably 'triggered' by his political views right?
CrispyCracker wrote:I just don't follow the twisted protocol of a few outspoken vets since I believe their presence whittles down engagement with new posters and saps the overall quality of Drake content, Like I say, I've lurked on and off for a long time..
1. the guy who's actually worse than the asian spammers talks about quality of content.. lol
2. If you lurked so long please explain your before comment about waderfunk.
CrispyCracker wrote:Congrats on having some buds in here. I've met some good folks myself
name one.

60 percent of your posts are trying to get the last word in. 39 percent are being a whiny bitch. 1 percent is displaying how shitty of a fly fisherman you are.

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