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By Bear River Boomer
#85044
Ok, lets try this one. Finish the sentance with your own punchline. I'll start:Yo Mamma is sooo fat that when she's haulin' ass she's got to make two trips!
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By highstream
#85045
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
By Vermonter
#85046
Reminds me of an old saying for those beefy Vermont women, that they provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
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By Ricky Bobby
#85047
Yo mama stink so bad cats follow her ass...Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can- I asked her what she was doing? She said moving

<small>[ April 26, 2007, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: Ricky Bobby ]</small>
By Highsticken
#85048
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
By BigGaTrout
#85049
Yo moma is so fat her high school yearbook picture was an aireal. :eek:
By Bird Dog
#85051
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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By dunk
#85052
Yo momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
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By Ricky Bobby
#85053
............. She plays hop scotch like this.... Washington, Oregon, California
By Henry's Fork Dork
#85054
....she has insulin dependent diabetes and malignant hypertension. ;)
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By The Cape Fear Kid
#85055
...whenever she wears a red dress, the kid's all yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!"n ...whenever she wears her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back....she sweats gravy.and my favorite, ala Pharcyde: "Yo mama got two wooden legs, with real feet."
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