Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

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Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Bear River Boomer » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:53 am

Ok, lets try this one. Finish the sentance with your own punchline. I'll start:Yo Mamma is sooo fat that when she's haulin' ass she's got to make two trips!

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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by highstream » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:02 pm

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Vermonter » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:20 pm

Reminds me of an old saying for those beefy Vermont women, that they provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Ricky Bobby » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:29 pm

Yo mama stink so bad cats follow her ass...Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can- I asked her what she was doing? She said moving

<small>[ April 26, 2007, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: Ricky Bobby ]</small>
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Highsticken » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:58 pm

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by BigGaTrout » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:31 pm

Yo moma is so fat her high school yearbook picture was an aireal. :eek:
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Bird Dog » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:39 pm

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by dunk » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:42 pm

Yo momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Ricky Bobby » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:41 pm

............. She plays hop scotch like this.... Washington, Oregon, California
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Henry's Fork Dork » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:18 pm

....she has insulin dependent diabetes and malignant hypertension. ;)
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by The Cape Fear Kid » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:24 pm

...whenever she wears a red dress, the kid's all yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!"n ...whenever she wears her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back....she sweats gravy.and my favorite, ala Pharcyde: "Yo mama got two wooden legs, with real feet."
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Heckler » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:15 pm

I hit her with my car and ran out of gas going around her.
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