Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Redfooted Mule » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:46 am

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Redfooted Mule » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:49 am

Yo Mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by troutsmack » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:51 am

the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by troutjedi » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:07 pm

she's got an afro with a chin strap....
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Rich Farino » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:55 pm

Ya mutha's so fat, she got 2 bellies - one for meat, and one for vegetables.n -Me

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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Highsticken » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:13 pm

Yo mamma so ugly, shes da reason sexy left
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Rich Farino » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:30 pm

Ya mutha's got hair on her chest and it goes all the way down to her dick..

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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by mr.smith » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:58 pm

Your Mommas so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed three commercials.
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Gaper » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:19 pm

yo mamma's got a glass eye...with a fish in it .(had to round out the pharcyde lyrics)
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by SOBF » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:47 pm

Your momma is sooooo fat that when the doctor told her she had flesh eating bacteria she had 87 years to live.

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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Kylemc » Tue May 01, 2007 12:45 pm

she has other fat people orbiting around her
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Re: Yo Mamma is sooo fat....

Post by Capt. Ahab » Tue May 01, 2007 4:22 pm

If she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.

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