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By SageBrush
#87700
I'm tired of Ontario's Ministry of Natural Resources pushing a costly program/dream of re-introducing Atlantic Salmon to Lakes and Streams with little returns and very limited success, while ignoring the diminishing stocks of Steelhead due to over-harvest, loss of spawning habitat, foreign species invasion, shortage of Officers to enforce regulations and competition with introduced Pacific, Coho and Chinook Salmon.I am also tired of long sentences without periods.n .......and American Idoln S.B.

<small>[ May 17, 2006, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: SageBrush ]</small>
By coolconman
#87701
[/img]'m gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."~Jimmy the Tulip"Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody."~Jimmy the TulipActually, I like mayo on my burgers and sandwiches. But that miracle whip shit is just nasty. :p
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By SageBrush
#87702
I'm not for Mayo but Blue Cheese or Dijon mustard... Mmmmmmmn S.B.
By thee trouthole
#87703
I am sick of current toothbrushing technology. I am tired of all manner of priests, ministers, vicars, voodoo-chanters and their ilk. I am tired of jam bands. I am tired of pop-punk. I am tired of pop culture. I am tired of early playoff exits by the detroit red wings.thee
By coolconman
#87704
I'm tired of the arms race between Schick and Gillette to see who can be the first to squeeze 78 blades, 17 aloe strips, and a car battery into a razor. Two was plenty, I'll let three slide, but give it a fuckin rest already. :coffee:
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By Smithhammer
#87705
Ha! I was crackin' up over this thing last night while standing in line at the market. Took me a minute to even realize it was a razor. At first I thought someone finally had the brilliant idea of combining a tv/stereo remote with sex toy: :coffee:
By Brookwookie
#87707
Good! From backward names it's just a short step to total absurdity, which I'm all for.Mxyzptlkn Megaweaponn Jartn Peat Bogn Vapor Actionn Dogpatchn Kaiser Fleeglen Ofuk The Slayern Bat Miten Nematoden Mad Stinkn Krypton Flava CrystalI'm tired of the pasta charade. I don't care what shape it's in or what dumb name you call it, it's all just noodles.
By Snapdad
#87708
I'm so tired... so tired of waiting... so tired of waiting for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu and stuff.
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By FliesOnly
#87709
Mxyzptlkn Megaweaponn Jartn Peat Bogn Vapor Actionn Dogpatchn Kaiser Fleeglen Ofuk The Slayern Bat Miten Nematoden Mad Stinkn Krypton Flava Crystal
I especially liked Ofuk the slayer and Flava Crystal..where were you when I was naming my last kid?
By Deerhawk
#87710
I'm tired of;Geo. W thinkin he's "Cool"n Talk TVn Mass-produced beern Women who look at you sideways because you flyfishn Fake Santa Clause'sn Get-rich-quick scheme'sn I don't mind Mayo, but I prefer B.C.n Ex-Wive'sn Piss-poor mechanic's (I got a good one)n Bum's with bags full of pop cans on bycycle's at rush hour (Fuck!)n Jack-a-lope'sn Shit-head Bosse'sn Soldiers commin home in boxesn Woosse'sn Deal.....or no Deal
By Darth Wader
#87711
I'm tired of the music industry.
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