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Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:31 pm
by Mr. Don
Eeeew. I just tried to read his shit. Damn that is some bad writing.
We ran like children to the riverside and drank feverishly from the fountain of angling youth.
I need to brush the old tooth and get the taste of vomit out of my mouth. That may be the worst sentence ever written. If not is is surely the gayest.

thank you

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:40 pm
by Rusty Hook
"drank feverishly from the fountain of angling youth"?
That borders on pedophilia. and worse.

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:44 pm
by Mr. Don
Oh man it would be hilarious if the fucker wasn't serious. Check out this one!
Lost in the wanderings of other men. Lost in the worry and regret of American life. Somewhere along the line we dropped that twinkle. Yeah, I know it’s cheesy Disney-esque type propaganda, but there’s no other way to describe that moment a fully grown man has when he truly gives himself over to the moment of a fish.

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:57 pm
by jerome
my god that shit is terrible..... Fishafeliac most definately.... and prefers the company of men..... :vomit


its like Mr.Garrrison wrote a book about fishing...... its that gay...

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:38 pm
by Ajax
CoC wrote: Lost in the fiery discharges from the loins of other men. Lost in the worry and regret of public toilets. Somewhere along the line I dropped the soap. Yeah, I know it was only supposed to be just once, but those fuckin' bobbers and spawnbags ain't cheap. And there’s no other way to describe that moment a fully grown man has when he truly gives himself over to the moment, hits his knees like a Canal Street hooker, and gobbles the hodge of a total stranger.
Then to hack up an enormous wad of anonymous rootjuice into the rhododendrons . Alone, in the rain.
Fixed

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:46 pm
by Brookwookie
Ha! Well played, bass player. Well played.

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:52 pm
by Mr. Don
Ajax wrote:
CoC wrote: Lost in the fiery discharges from the loins of other men. Lost in the worry and regret of public toilets. Somewhere along the line I dropped the soap. Yeah, I know it was only supposed to be just once, but those fuckin' bobbers and spawnbags ain't cheap. And there’s no other way to describe that moment a fully grown man has when he truly gives himself over to the moment, hits his knees like a Canal Street hooker, and gobbles the hodge of a total stranger.
Then to hack up an enormous wad of anonymous rootjuice into the rhododendrons . Alone, in the rain.
Fixed
Now that is some funny shit. I bow to the master.

thank you

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:05 pm
by jerome
I havent laughed so much in a long time..... that be some funny shit fo snizzle. :bow

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:09 pm
by Ugly Troll
The Weather Channel drones soft nothings in the background just low enough not to disturb the tranquil swing of some progressive Jazz.
:bow :vomit

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:16 pm
by Plow
That’s the first time I’ve every read beyond a sentence containing loins and men. You are an artist sir. :bow

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:39 pm
by Brookwookie
Is this what happens when you spend too much time chasing steelhead? You become an insufferable emo twink? All mopey with a big pile of D&D books in your european carry-all and getting beat up and stuffed in your locker by those loud trout jerks? ROLL D20 VS. SADNESS AND DULL SURPRISE! FAILURE! YOU HAVE DIED!

Re: CoC and Drake...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:05 pm
by FlyShopDude
I think every fly shop in America needs one of these. If you have a blog as said person does I wish I could post this in his comment section.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3OzEnnuPIY