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By flatscaster
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god I hope that you 4 flipped that quad at least once. at the very very least you better have ramped it.
how bad were the weedblow men and chicle kids?
fucking cabo.
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By Redchaser
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Average Joe wrote: Wed May 31, 2017 7:55 pm
"That's fine if you want to invite him, but promise me you'll keep him out of the fucking kitchen."

"Why?"

"Because he's going to want to cook up iguanas and donkey meat and anything else he might find lying dead along the side of the road, and I don't eat any of that coon-ass shit."




I think I now understand why you've never joined us in Louisiana. You are confusing hillbilly redneck food with coonass food. We don't eat that weird shit BM does, our food is great.

Andy looks like he's telling you about living in a "Van down by the river"
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By Average Joe
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There's a lot that happened in the days that followed that you probably wouldn't enjoy hearing about, so I'm going to end this TR with some photos and observations.

Hopefully Hogleg and Ephemeral will contribute enough to fill in the gaps.

Hogleg makes a killer chorizo and egg breakfast burrito.


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We saw lots of dogs. Most were friendly.


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Some were not.


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Foldy-chairs have some limitations on the sand...


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... but there's a hack for that.


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One afternoon as we were heading back to the hacienda, Hogleg saw a dead fish lying on the shore.


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I watched as he picked it up and threw it in the back of the quad.

"What are you going to do with that?"

"Cut it up and eat it."

And here I was worried about him inviting BM.

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Ephemeral fished harder than any of us. If we weren't seeing fish, he'd start blind-casting and walking the beach.

He also caught more fish than the rest of us combined.


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I caught as many fish as Hogleg did, but without all the running, swearing, frustration, and disappointment.


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We ate at one restaurant where, if you sit at the counter, the bartender's young daughter will sit across from you and pretend that she's giving a vanilla ice cream cone a blow job.

There's no extra charge for this.

It comes with the meal.

* * *

DSFK


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In summary, Hogleg and his brother-in-law were exceptional hosts, and I couldn't imagine ever doing this trip without them. The food and accommodations were outstanding, and I'd go back in a heartbeat were they to ever invite me again.


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By fatman
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421sd wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:52 am Totally fucking Average so far...

Funny you found a slice of the Ozarks down there (probably via China, no?).
Jose is on the Ozark Trail prostaff :smile

I would totally destroy me some lobster...
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For the record :

I never just pick up dead shit and cook it.

And I never eat road kill unless I personally hit it or am at least in the car ........or somewhere nearby when it happens .

Curry on.
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By vaku
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man, what a wasted trip! You could have caught nothing in Maine, there are no fish there.

Seriously that looks like a ton of fun! except for all that seafood. that looks like hell. i suppose they have some chicken down there.
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By ironman
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vaku wrote: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:46 pmi suppose they have some chicken down there.
Im guessing not the kamikaze quad-side-by-side-off-road-thingie fellow/gal drivers.

Jose: looked like a righteous sand mod on the foldy. Noted.

Fuck the Broncos. And the Warriors.
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By fly-chucker
#677548
nice dump :cool
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By fatman
#677558
I've missed your photo skillz; glad to see you hanging around, Eph :smile
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