Haiku written by reprobates

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Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:53 pm

Inspired by some work by Guy Franzen on facebook, I propose a thread dedicated to Haiku. Could be a dud, could be a thousand pages in ten year's time.

To fish in a storm,
with lightning bolts all around,
invites a fast death.

Heero is awesome.
He love chickens, dogs, and fish.
But his wardrobe sucks.

Lando hosts Luau.
Greenies arrive in numbers.
Strange smoke fills the air.

I could do this all day...

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Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:07 pm

Thndr claps from afar
And blump plans a road trip
Iron man will arrive soundly

Bacon but no eggs
Fish in the sunlight
Flames in the dark

Luau is a stage
And some players are there
Others only watch and wish

On the net


I think the "BM" on this mound actually stands for "bowel movement"; one of Franzen's, if I'm not mistaken...


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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:16 pm

spot the old guys
facebook killed the suck
I had japanese food at a chinese restaurant once
no one said there were rules
they cannae drive for shit

'straya
mate, it's ryan says... and ryan didn't say.
you're out.

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Post by woolly bugger » Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:05 pm

Invatation sent
I wonder if she'll reply
Concerts starts at six
ex "I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!"
me "There's a season???"

"Go down to the creek. Cast a line over the bright water. Let every thought, emotion and feeling go. Wild water abides."

I wish there were more people here that put up the type of quality shit you do. Been feeshn' lately? - Ryan

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Post by woolly bugger » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:15 pm

As we said goodnight
I went to hold her tighter
Hey, don't grab my butt
ex "I'm not going to live with you through one more fishing season!"
me "There's a season???"

"Go down to the creek. Cast a line over the bright water. Let every thought, emotion and feeling go. Wild water abides."

I wish there were more people here that put up the type of quality shit you do. Been feeshn' lately? - Ryan

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by blumpkin » Sun Jul 16, 2017 4:57 pm

Work might get in way
Of Luau plans to repay
Hydrovac trucks suck.
"Dunno how this’ll go, I’ve been drinking since 2”
Travis.

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Post by austrotard » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:15 pm

so yesterday I was asking london look about something whilst she was drinking lemon lime and bitters.
she gave me the archer 'just a minute' and I larfed.
she thought I was gay.

this place sucks now.
mate, it's ryan says... and ryan didn't say.
you're out.

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Post by befuddled » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:26 am

I took a big shit
While reading a Drake TR
Then i wiped my ass
There are so many dildos out there, you''d think setting their phones to vibrate would come naturally. ---SUAF

greedy capitalist/liberal-elitist/gun-toting profit monger

We'll wake the dead motherfucker. Fuck you. ---- Fallen513

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Redchaser » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:48 am

Tails waive in the light
A loop uncurls, fly in flight
Strip Strip Eat The Line comes tight
"... don’t let your life become the sloppy leftovers of your work" Jim Harrison

"Put in the effort and good things happen"... Hogleg

"Salinity is proportional to sanity for sure" ..The Volfish

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:20 pm

PBR Streetgang
South West Airlines is for poors
Jou bokpatat moer!
knock up a shop owners daughter. drake dudes will send money.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by CharlieJenkem » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:07 pm

A spam haiku:

I placed my member
Twixt your spiced pink labia.
Oh, was that your lunch?
Master of karate and friendship for everyone.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:35 pm

too many marijuanas
I don't like the cat on bojack
clothes smell like country old men
the fourth line could've been dutch
I need more tweed and blue jay, cunts
mate, it's ryan says... and ryan didn't say.
you're out.

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