Haiku written by reprobates

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:41 pm

it's raining
it seems it's always fucking raining
I'm stuck indoors
as getting wet gives me a rash down my ass cheeks
this is a streak of piss
no, that's rain as well
koala (bears) swim over cliffs
suicide and black roses
49% of americans assume I give a shit about what they think.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Bruiser » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:31 am

It took me this long
To figure this one thing out
You guys don't count well
That sounds awesome in my ears!! (P-A)

we were basking in goodness here with our everyday drivel that we enjoy.... the rest of this is horseshit, flybug.pa.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:54 pm

take me back to dear old blighty,
put me on the train for london town.
take me over there,
drop me anywhere.
birmingham, leeds or manchester,
well I don't care.
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by kish » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:29 pm

There once was a man
from the island Nantucket
who preferred Haiku
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” Charles Kingsley

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:33 pm

ha ha.
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by ncguy » Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:33 pm

I can't fish for shit
But on Face Book I am huge
Mitch has killed the Drake
I had to learn banjo. TX
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Ajax » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:09 am

Bolt ons, no hair pie
Mother calls her a cheap whore
I call her sister
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
-Leo Durocher

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:39 am

Bruiser wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:31 am
It took me this long
To figure this one thing out
You guys don't count well
Amen to that.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:41 am

kish wrote:
Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:29 pm
There once was a man
from the island Nantucket
who preferred Haiku
Quality.

Pay attention, beshes, and learn from this man.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Redchaser » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:26 am

Eyes Bad, Nothing Clear
My world looks like a photo
By S.O.B.F.
"... don’t let your life become the sloppy leftovers of your work" Jim Harrison

"Put in the effort and good things happen"... Hogleg

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by BigTimber » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:43 pm

wife's nagging about locale
the oil industry is fucked
comfort's are handcuffs
This place has enough jiggly milkbags, marsupials fisting off, and animated cherubs getting stabbed in the fuck to get anyone shitcanned, if''n their boss can''t take a joke. ~SUAF

Pussy, much like freedom, ain't free.

America has become a dildo that has turned berserkly on its owner. ~McGuane 1971

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by kish » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:41 pm

Jesus effing Christ
This ain't rocket surgery
five, seven, then five
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” Charles Kingsley

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