Haiku written by reprobates

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:38 pm

Hotter than blazes,
with smoky haze in my eyes.
I'm ready for snow.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:30 am

I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
mate, it's ryan says... and ryan didn't say.
you're out.

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