Haiku written by reprobates

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:38 pm

Hotter than blazes,
with smoky haze in my eyes.
I'm ready for snow.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:30 am

I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Obie » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:01 pm

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The turd with dick antennae
will turn into a butterfly
it's like a metaphor.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by fallen513 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:30 pm

People came from far
No one caught a fuckin' thing
So we burnt it down
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Average Joe » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:31 am

The chair is on fire
The ottoman is on fire
The couch is on fire

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Suckit » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:27 pm

you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:54 pm

fallen513 wrote:
Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:40 pm
They all go away, in the end...
49% of americans assume I give a shit about what they think.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by pxatim » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:33 pm

Suckit wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:27 pm
you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole
You did it all wrong
You fucking piece of shit troll
Go die in a fire

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:28 pm

girls beer whisky jrunk
dancefloor fight cigarettes
I just wrote another lucero song
49% of americans assume I give a shit about what they think.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:56 am

There was a young man
from Cork who got Limericks
and Haiku confused.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by stillsteamin » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:57 am

Suckit wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:27 pm
you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole
Syllables not words
a slack jawed gravel muncher
this way comes, fuck off.
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by RockyMtHigh » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:15 pm

Suckit wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:27 pm
you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole
It is five, no more
learn to count you fucking twat
jump into the fire
wait...what? fuck - Fatman

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