Haiku written by reprobates

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:30 am

I have words for you,
Cry me a fucking river
You faggot fucktard
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:34 am

I think youre a cunt
I always have, so what.
Learn how to fly fish.
Pastor, minister, priest shaman or whatever, the one thing I hate more than rudeness are false prophets - Perish101

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:38 am

Is your wife a beard?
I hear you stoners are queer
Miss NC much? Poof?
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:19 am

post maine trip anger
makes for a funny read
jetlag fucks one in the bottom, hey
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

-anonymous mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:38 am

Transylwader wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:38 am
Is your wife a beard?
I hear you stoners are queer
Miss NC much? Poof?

My wife is so great
Are you still with the plumper?
Or did she go black?

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:50 am

Transylwader wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:30 am
I have words for you,
Cry me a fucking river
You faggot fucktard
I feed on your hate
Savor digest dump colon
I will chew slowly

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:53 am

you two should just
fuck and be done
with it, hey.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

-anonymous mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:56 am

Penal colonist...
Please fuck off, I got this twat!
Invites only, 'tard
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:23 am

tag me
tag me
don't tag me, btice.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

-anonymous mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:09 pm

I think Donald Trump
Has tripped lightly 'round the bend.
His tweets betray him.

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:43 pm

the 49% of the divided states
is the best country
in the united states.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

-anonymous mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Noodledick » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:27 am

This thread has become
A cornucopia of
Splendid faggotry

Drunks and abusers
Stumble into a hot inferno
In the end it's good

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