Haiku written by reprobates

This forum is for general topics. Keep all posts, images, etc safe for those who read the forum at work. Post only that content that you'd want your mama to read. Violators will be banned.
User avatar
austrotard
Posts: 9656
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:24 am
Location: the austrocity exhibition
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:25 pm

Noodledick wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:27 am

In the end it's good
take your word for it, mate.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


-anonymous mtice

User avatar
K_P
Posts: 1238
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:14 pm

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:56 pm

Noodledick wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:27 am
Stumble into a hot inferno
Nine syllables.

Disqualified.

User avatar
kish
Posts: 522
Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:42 pm

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by kish » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:30 pm

nike makes sneakers
I don't wear sneakers fishing
go the fuck away
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” Charles Kingsley

User avatar
austrotard
Posts: 9656
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:24 am
Location: the austrocity exhibition
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:58 pm

racist.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


-anonymous mtice

User avatar
befuddled
Posts: 4379
Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:01 am
Location: NC

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by befuddled » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:43 am

Spam in fucking spades
Spam in motherfucking spades
Spam in fucking spades
There are so many dildos out there, you''d think setting their phones to vibrate would come naturally. ---SUAF

greedy capitalist/liberal-elitist/gun-toting profit monger

We'll wake the dead motherfucker. Fuck you. ---- Fallen513

User avatar
austrotard
Posts: 9656
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:24 am
Location: the austrocity exhibition
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:47 pm

it's christmas time
there's no need to be afraid
but champix gives me night terrrors
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


-anonymous mtice

User avatar
K_P
Posts: 1238
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:14 pm

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:15 am

Snow falls in the night
heavy, silent, frozen rain.
I can't wait for spring.

My snow shovel feels
like a Nordic curse to me.
How did I earn this?

Autumn is now dead.
Let's not bandy over words.
What falls now is snow.

Australia says
"Pay me five dollars, Seppo."
"Bark bark," like a dog.

User avatar
austrotard
Posts: 9656
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:24 am
Location: the austrocity exhibition
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:38 am

you are no better than anyone else
all men are created equal
my father was incorrect
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


-anonymous mtice

User avatar
K_P
Posts: 1238
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:14 pm

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:47 pm

"Sweet Jebus!" I cried.
Can that baked imbecile count?
Five, seven, then five.

User avatar
austrotard
Posts: 9656
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:24 am
Location: the austrocity exhibition
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:09 am

I don't want to go out.
I want to stay in
and get things done.




just read it really fucking fast, kel.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


-anonymous mtice

User avatar
austrotard
Posts: 9656
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:24 am
Location: the austrocity exhibition
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:55 pm

accents affect syllables
then caleb threw that bottle down
and grabbed me by my hay-yer.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


-anonymous mtice

User avatar
Pedorro
Posts: 609
Joined: Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:24 pm
Location: Canukistan
Contact:

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Pedorro » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:07 pm

Kissing her goodnight
She crosses her long firm legs
And broke my glasses
That Fly took such a shellackin' I just wanted put a warm towel on her shoulders and
giver her a bowl of chicken soup…Blumpkin

We have an easygoing and demotivated freemarket type of uslessness here...JhnnyThndr

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Baidu [Spider], Bears Fan, BigTimber, Bobwhite, Creamer, El Jeffe, fly-chucker, Google [Bot], Honyuk96, LA Fly Guy, loeber74, LTFI, markl, peetso, pxatim, Ruddy Duck, Saltan, SLSS and 228 guests