take your word for it, mate.
Haiku written by reprobates
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fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Nine syllables.
Disqualified.
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
nike makes sneakers
I don't wear sneakers fishing
go the fuck away
I don't wear sneakers fishing
go the fuck away
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” Charles Kingsley
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racist.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Spam in fucking spades
Spam in motherfucking spades
Spam in fucking spades
Spam in motherfucking spades
Spam in fucking spades
There are so many dildos out there, you''d think setting their phones to vibrate would come naturally. ---SUAF
greedy capitalist/liberal-elitist/gun-toting profit monger
We'll wake the dead motherfucker. Fuck you. ---- Fallen513
greedy capitalist/liberal-elitist/gun-toting profit monger
We'll wake the dead motherfucker. Fuck you. ---- Fallen513
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it's christmas time
there's no need to be afraid
but champix gives me night terrrors
there's no need to be afraid
but champix gives me night terrrors
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Snow falls in the night
heavy, silent, frozen rain.
I can't wait for spring.
My snow shovel feels
like a Nordic curse to me.
How did I earn this?
Autumn is now dead.
Let's not bandy over words.
What falls now is snow.
Australia says
"Pay me five dollars, Seppo."
"Bark bark," like a dog.
heavy, silent, frozen rain.
I can't wait for spring.
My snow shovel feels
like a Nordic curse to me.
How did I earn this?
Autumn is now dead.
Let's not bandy over words.
What falls now is snow.
Australia says
"Pay me five dollars, Seppo."
"Bark bark," like a dog.
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you are no better than anyone else
all men are created equal
my father was incorrect
all men are created equal
my father was incorrect
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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"Sweet Jebus!" I cried.
Can that baked imbecile count?
Five, seven, then five.
Can that baked imbecile count?
Five, seven, then five.
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I don't want to go out.
I want to stay in
and get things done.
just read it really fucking fast, kel.
I want to stay in
and get things done.
just read it really fucking fast, kel.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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accents affect syllables
then caleb threw that bottle down
and grabbed me by my hay-yer.
then caleb threw that bottle down
and grabbed me by my hay-yer.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Kissing her goodnight
She crosses her long firm legs
And broke my glasses
She crosses her long firm legs
And broke my glasses
That Fly took such a shellackin' I just wanted put a warm towel on her shoulders and
giver her a bowl of chicken soup…Blumpkin
We have an easygoing and demotivated freemarket type of uslessness here...JhnnyThndr
giver her a bowl of chicken soup…Blumpkin
We have an easygoing and demotivated freemarket type of uslessness here...JhnnyThndr
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