Haiku written by reprobates

[austrotard]

In the end it's good

take your word for it, mate.

[K_P]

Stumble into a hot inferno

Nine syllables.

Disqualified.

[kish]

nike makes sneakers
I don't wear sneakers fishing
go the fuck away

[austrotard]

racist.

[befuddled]

Spam in fucking spades
Spam in motherfucking spades
Spam in fucking spades

[austrotard]

it's christmas time
there's no need to be afraid
but champix gives me night terrrors

[K_P]

Snow falls in the night
heavy, silent, frozen rain.
I can't wait for spring.

My snow shovel feels
like a Nordic curse to me.
How did I earn this?

Autumn is now dead.
Let's not bandy over words.
What falls now is snow.

Australia says
"Pay me five dollars, Seppo."
"Bark bark," like a dog.

[austrotard]

you are no better than anyone else
all men are created equal
my father was incorrect

[K_P]

"Sweet Jebus!" I cried.
Can that baked imbecile count?
Five, seven, then five.

[austrotard]

I don't want to go out.
I want to stay in
and get things done.




just read it really fucking fast, kel.

[austrotard]

accents affect syllables
then caleb threw that bottle down
and grabbed me by my hay-yer.

[Pedorro]

Kissing her goodnight
She crosses her long firm legs
And broke my glasses