Haiku written by reprobates
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Hotter than blazes,
with smoky haze in my eyes.
I'm ready for snow.
with smoky haze in my eyes.
I'm ready for snow.
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I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
-mtice
-mtice
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
will turn into a butterfly
it's like a metaphor.
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
People came from far
No one caught a fuckin' thing
So we burnt it down
No one caught a fuckin' thing
So we burnt it down
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I love flyfishing so much I want it to die. -thalweg
Isn't it TIME?
I love flyfishing so much I want it to die. -thalweg
Isn't it TIME?
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates
The chair is on fire
The ottoman is on fire
The couch is on fire
The ottoman is on fire
The couch is on fire
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole
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we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
-mtice
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girls beer whisky jrunk
dancefloor fight cigarettes
I just wrote another lucero song
dancefloor fight cigarettes
I just wrote another lucero song
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
-mtice
-mtice
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There was a young man
from Cork who got Limericks
and Haiku confused.
from Cork who got Limericks
and Haiku confused.
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Syllables not words
a slack jawed gravel muncher
this way comes, fuck off.
I still like to explore new water, but these holes and drifts and slots are like the books and records I have carried around for decades. They are not only places of affection - they are the fabric of my life. - Doug Rose
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It is five, no more
learn to count you fucking twat
jump into the fire
wait...what? fuck - Fatman