Haiku written by reprobates

[K_P]

Hotter than blazes,
with smoky haze in my eyes.
I'm ready for snow.

[austrotard]

I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?

[Obie]

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The turd with dick antennae
will turn into a butterfly
it's like a metaphor.

[fallen513]

People came from far
No one caught a fuckin' thing
So we burnt it down

[Average Joe]

The chair is on fire
The ottoman is on fire
The couch is on fire

[Suckit]

you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole

[austrotard]

They all go away, in the end...

[pxatim]

you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole

You did it all wrong
You fucking piece of shit troll
Go die in a fire

[austrotard]

girls beer whisky jrunk
dancefloor fight cigarettes
I just wrote another lucero song

[K_P]

There was a young man
from Cork who got Limericks
and Haiku confused.

[stillsteamin]

you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole

Syllables not words
a slack jawed gravel muncher
this way comes, fuck off.

[RockyMtHigh]

you brought tool bags to cali
You showed them the goods and they sold out
proud joe, what an asshole

It is five, no more
learn to count you fucking twat
jump into the fire