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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:25 pm
by austrotard
Noodledick wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:27 am

In the end it's good
take your word for it, mate.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:56 pm
by K_P
Noodledick wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:27 am
Stumble into a hot inferno
Nine syllables.

Disqualified.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:30 pm
by kish
nike makes sneakers
I don't wear sneakers fishing
go the fuck away

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:58 pm
by austrotard
racist.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:43 am
by befuddled
Spam in fucking spades
Spam in motherfucking spades
Spam in fucking spades

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:47 pm
by austrotard
it's christmas time
there's no need to be afraid
but champix gives me night terrrors

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:15 am
by K_P
Snow falls in the night
heavy, silent, frozen rain.
I can't wait for spring.

My snow shovel feels
like a Nordic curse to me.
How did I earn this?

Autumn is now dead.
Let's not bandy over words.
What falls now is snow.

Australia says
"Pay me five dollars, Seppo."
"Bark bark," like a dog.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:38 am
by austrotard
you are no better than anyone else
all men are created equal
my father was incorrect

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:47 pm
by K_P
"Sweet Jebus!" I cried.
Can that baked imbecile count?
Five, seven, then five.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:09 am
by austrotard
I don't want to go out.
I want to stay in
and get things done.




just read it really fucking fast, kel.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:55 pm
by austrotard
accents affect syllables
then caleb threw that bottle down
and grabbed me by my hay-yer.

Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:07 pm
by Pedorro
Kissing her goodnight
She crosses her long firm legs
And broke my glasses