Haiku written by reprobates

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:27 am

sanchez in
mkhitaryan out
hand that to neil diamond
and he'll shake it all about
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:34 am

austrotard wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:30 am
I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
funeral's monday. three four five
six seven eight nine
how much do I win? fuck cancer, josh.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Redchaser » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:55 am

austrotard wrote:
Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:34 am
austrotard wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:30 am
I have a client who has cancer.
so I came home and hugged my missus
and asked her if the doc has felt her boobies lately.
cancer can suck a bag.
and I cannae count for shit.
fuck cancer.
wanna fight?
funeral's monday. three four five
six seven eight nine
how much do I win? fuck cancer, josh.
Sorry for your friend
Thoughts and prayers won't suffice
Cancer shoud fuck off
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by K_P » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:17 pm

I know an Aussie,
Irreverent as all hell.
His pain is mine too.

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